I'm just wearing lots of scales, my fins are little sails,
Sails that help to propel me.
I can make my gills go squirt, when I need a little spurt,
Oh I'm such a flirt.

I'm too swishy for the land, I'm sushi in Japan,
Not pork from a can.
And I'm too bony for your pate,
Baloney for your pate,
They say Crisco's enhancing.

I'm a grunion, my scales have a sheen,
And I wrap around my baby on the high tide,
Yeah on the high tide, on the high tide yeah,
When she digs her little hole up on the high tide.

I'm a fish without a bike, a moped or a trike,
But I'm not a dyke.
I'm the best bait that you got,
I swim around a lot, in the vat aboard your yacht.

I'm a grunion, my scales have a sheen,
And I fertilize her eggs up on the high tide,
Yeah on the high tide, on the high tide yeah,
I shake my little tail up on the high tide.

I'm redundant oh my, redundant oh my, redundant oh my....

'Cos I'm a grunion, my scales have a sheen,
And I'm gonna have a hot time on the high tide,
Yeah on the high tide, on the high tide yeah,
I shake my little tail up on the high tide.

I'm a slipp'ry little guy, I never close my eye,
Ever since I was a fry.
I go swimming when it's dark, I watch out for that shark,
Shark's trying to eat me!

And I got all these words so wrong....