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Song Parodies -> "Grandma's Too Sexy"
Original Song Title:
"I'm Too Sexy"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Right Said Fred
Parody Song Title:
"Grandma's Too Sexy"
Parody Written by:
Jarryd Stewart
The Lyrics
Gotta love your old People!
Grandma’s to sexy for my love,
Grandma’s so hot she’s sweating
Grandma’s to sexy for her shirt too sexy for her shirt
She’s so sexy it hurts
Grandma’s breasts are too sexy for her bra
(Her 95 year old breasts)
Grandma’s to sexy for your party
Grandma only party’s naked
Grandma’s to sexy for your party
Grandma’s a role model, you know what I mean
She Dose lap dances for all the grandchildren
Lap dancers for the grandchildren
Grandma loves whips and chains
Grandma’s too sexy for her false teeth
Grandma’s to sexy for her saggy tits
Grandma’s tits sag to her knees
Grandma’s to sexy for her g-string what do you think about that Ling-Ling?
Grandma went down with the titanic
Every man aboard lost there virginity to Grandma
Grandma’s to sexy for her pills
(Oh no grandma’s dead)
Grandma’s to sexy for her grave
Grandma’s to sexy for a funeral
5 men lost their virginity to grandma after she died
Grandma’s to sexy to be called a “fat slut”
Grandma’s so hot she’s sweating
Grandma’s to sexy for her shirt too sexy for her shirt
She’s so sexy it hurts
Grandma’s breasts are too sexy for her bra
(Her 95 year old breasts)
Grandma’s to sexy for your party
Grandma only party’s naked
Grandma’s to sexy for your party
Grandma’s a role model, you know what I mean
She Dose lap dances for all the grandchildren
Lap dancers for the grandchildren
Grandma loves whips and chains
Grandma’s too sexy for her false teeth
Grandma’s to sexy for her saggy tits
Grandma’s tits sag to her knees
Grandma’s to sexy for her g-string what do you think about that Ling-Ling?
Grandma went down with the titanic
Every man aboard lost there virginity to Grandma
Grandma’s to sexy for her pills
(Oh no grandma’s dead)
Grandma’s to sexy for her grave
Grandma’s to sexy for a funeral
5 men lost their virginity to grandma after she died
Grandma’s to sexy to be called a “fat slut”
For any 80+ woman out there, im single ;)
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Sorry, but the pacing is just not there, and you used too much of TOS's lyrics.
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