I stole my father's hairpiece
I glued my mom's eyes shut
I really pissed my folks off
But instead of kicking my butt

Now I wake up early
And do pushups in the rain
I eat mud at least once a day
And I changed my middle name
I changed it to Migrane

I have to run real fast
I'm livin la vida boot camp
My sargeant kicked my ass
I'm livin la vida boot camp

Woke up with mouldy feet
You can't imagine the stench
I decided to run for it
And tried to scale the fence

Now I'm in intensive care
With wounds to the right buttock
Who knew attack dogs were so fast
Next time I'll just take a walk
At least they didn't bite my... ohhhhh

I have to run real fast
I'm livin la vida boot camp
My sargeant kicked my ass
I'm livin la vida boot camp
I'm livin la vida boot camp
I'm livin la vida boot camp