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Song Parodies -> "Evil Toenails"

Original Song Title:

"Happpy Happy Joy Joy"

Original Performer:

Ren And Stimpy

Parody Song Title:

"Evil Toenails"

Parody Written by:

Harold Fuccerman

The Lyrics

Hello, evil twins
This is your old play, Evil Bob
This is a song about a monkey
No!
This is a song about throw up
It's the evil toenails song!

Monkeys eating money
Monkeys eating money
Monkeys eating money
Monkeys eating money
Monkeys eating money
Monkeys eating money
Monkeys eating mon-on-ey

I don't think you're annoyed enough
Well, I'll teach you to be sappy
I'll teach your cousin to fart loudly
Now let's all sing it again

Smiling rabid llamas
Smiling rabid llamas
Smiling rabid llamas
Smiling rabid llamas
Smiling rabid llamas
Smiling rabid llamas
Smiling rabid llamas

Look at all the little bugs under the rocks
They have no depth perception
I told you I'd step on them, but you didn't believe me
Why didn't you believe me?

My name isn't Earl
My name isn't Earl
My name isn't Earl
My name isn't Earl
My name isn't Earl
My name isn't Earl
My name is not Earl

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WWW - January 12, 2010 - Report this comment
I loved this! Soooooooooooooooooo funny!
Bobberton - February 19, 2010 - Report this comment
I loved this. One of the best parodies I've ever read on here!
LOLLER - April 26, 2010 - Report this comment
Hahahahahahahahaha!
Randy - May 13, 2010 - Report this comment
Simply amazing in every way.
Yaggo - July 14, 2010 - Report this comment
What the hell was that?
Ship - July 19, 2010 - Report this comment
Genius!
Groundhog - November 03, 2010 - Report this comment
I loved the "My Name Is Not Earl" part at the end! XD

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