Oh, life, it's bigger
it's bigger than you
and it is funny.
The subjects I would go to
like burgers, shakes and fries
oh, no, I wrote too much
I posted up.

That's me at the keyboard
that's me in cathode light
using my derision
trying to poke fun at you
and don't you know that I can do it
oh, no, you suck so much
I cannot say enough.

I thought that I heard you laughing
in spite of the song I sing
I think you laugh so hard you cry.

Every writer of every freaking spoofer
we're writing 'bout elections
trying to keep an eye on Bush
he's a far-right-wing crazy fool
oh, no, you like him much
you say, "Shut up!"

Consider this
the hint of Pip and Merry
consider this
the hobbits ought be
on high seas sailed
what if all these big-league teams
come flailing around
then I wrote...too much.

I thought that I heard you laughing
in spite of the song I sing
I think you laugh so hard you cry.

But that song was a scream
that song was a scream
That's me at the keyboard
that's me in cathode light
using my derision
trying to poke fun at you
and don't you know that I can do it
oh, no, you suck so much
I cannot say enough.

I thought that I heard you laughing
in spite of the song I sing
I think you laugh so hard you cry
cry
cry
'cause that song was a scream
that song was a scream
was a scream.