Oh, bucket's bigger
It's bigger! Get two!
It's not too greasy
The fried chicken go to
Get biscuits, cole slaw, fries
Oh no, I had too much
Don't spit it up

That's me as The Colonel
Step into the spotlight
Selling all the chicken
Trying to make a buck or two
Do I think that I should do it?
Oh no, I ate too much
But is the pay enough
But that's what you call tough acting
But that's what I'm endorsing
It stinks, but that's how one gets by

My chinny whiskers, give me certain powers
Got seven herbs and and spices
Gotta keep on hiding them
That Clown and that King are ghouls, fools
Oh, I don't like them much
They rile me up

Considered risk
The high rate of calories
Consider this grip
The gravy, mac and cheese, hail!
What if all my arteries start blocking now
Do I fret too much
About all the food I'm selling
The food that could have a sting
And drinks you though were so health-wise
Take coffee with some cream, two sugars and cream?

I'm dressed as The Colonel
I'm not sure that this is right
Selling out for chicken
Going to creep up on you
Now don't think that I won't do it
I don't do ethics much
You don't like it? Tough!
The ads might start you laughing
At least you won't hear me sing
Oh, please just buy some buckets now!
The kitchen staff is clean
Sigh! Why? Buy! Die!
Make me as a meme
Just a meme, meme