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Song Parodies -> "It's The End Of The Starks As We Know Them #9"
Original Song Title:
"It's The End Of The World As We Know It"
Original Performer:
R.E.M
Parody Song Title:
"It's The End Of The Starks As We Know Them #9"
Parody Written by:
Callmelennie
The Lyrics
I did it this three years ago, but when I was practicing it to do at a karaoke I discovered a few serious discrepancies in the pacing, which turn into major problems when performing a song this fast. So with some tweakage for pacing ...
That's deep it starts with a Bran peep
Wolves and imps, an incest hump
Eddard Stark is just a chump
Bye bye to Winterfell, listen what your words tell
Ned serve your own house, Cersei serves her own house
Seizing up a dwarf, trial, fight, no guilt
The Royals are embroiled with incest, Queen stressed
Gored by a boar, overseeing seven lands
And the Golden Cloaks for hire and a pimp with knife
Lanced in back and stumbling in a
Stagger with a dagger pressing. on. your. neck
Bean by Bean supporters, baffled, chumped, neutered, cut*
Cop to that, confess -- Fine -- Then.
Uh, oh, Game of Thrones, arrogation
Play to lose and get the screw, so
Save your house, serve your house
King does his own thing, listen to that sword schwing
Sansa in a rapture and malevolance of the Punk -- PUNK!
You psychopathic, so sadistic, sham, rich, twit bitch
Getting really pissed!
It's the end of the Starks as we know them
It's the end of the Starks as we know them
It's the end of the Starks as we know them
George Martin .. DIE!
Six o'clock, Wedding Day, dont get duped by Walder Frey
Oath was sworn, ignored, listen to that music score
Locking in, trooper storming, bolts raining, blood letting
Oath break motive castigate, banner footmen incinerate
Sight the chain mail, cry a warning, "Get out! Get out!"
Watch that heel stab, stab, uh-oh, this means
I fear Castamere, Sean Klegane steers clear
A marriage rite, a marriage rite, a marriage rite of lies
Offer him a hostage, grovel for his forgiveness
And he declines
It's the end of the Starks as we know them
It's the end of the Starks as we know them (I cant abide Game of Thrones)
It's the end of the Starks as we know them
Now Martin dies!
Now Martin DIES!!
It's the end of the Starks as we know them (Time I had a cry alone)
It's the end of the Starks as we know them (Time I had a cry alone)
It's the end of the Starks as we know them (Time I had a cry alone)
And I'm not fine
The mother's pipe was slit apart, concil'ation was a farce
Bolton sword in the heart, "Lannister regards"
Ary-ic vengeance, Sansa used and Crippled Bran
Bloodbath party, Sean Bean -- DOOM!
You sympathetic, masochistic, Half-man wife, right
Right.
It's the end of the Starks as we know them (I cant watch Thrones all alone)
It's the end of the Starks as we know them (I cant watch Thrones all alone)
It's the end of the Starks as we know them (I cant watch Thrones all alone)
And I'm resigned
It's the end of the Starks as we know them
It's the end of the Starks as we know them
It's the end of the Starks as we know them (Time I had a cry alone)
And I'm not fine
It's the end of the Starks as we know them (I cant abide Game of Thrones)
It's the end of the Starks as we know them (I cant abide Game of Thrones)
It's the end of the Starks as we know them (I cant abide Game of Thrones)
Now Martin dies
Wolves and imps, an incest hump
Eddard Stark is just a chump
Bye bye to Winterfell, listen what your words tell
Ned serve your own house, Cersei serves her own house
Seizing up a dwarf, trial, fight, no guilt
The Royals are embroiled with incest, Queen stressed
Gored by a boar, overseeing seven lands
And the Golden Cloaks for hire and a pimp with knife
Lanced in back and stumbling in a
Stagger with a dagger pressing. on. your. neck
Bean by Bean supporters, baffled, chumped, neutered, cut*
Cop to that, confess -- Fine -- Then.
Uh, oh, Game of Thrones, arrogation
Play to lose and get the screw, so
Save your house, serve your house
King does his own thing, listen to that sword schwing
Sansa in a rapture and malevolance of the Punk -- PUNK!
You psychopathic, so sadistic, sham, rich, twit bitch
Getting really pissed!
It's the end of the Starks as we know them
It's the end of the Starks as we know them
It's the end of the Starks as we know them
George Martin .. DIE!
Six o'clock, Wedding Day, dont get duped by Walder Frey
Oath was sworn, ignored, listen to that music score
Locking in, trooper storming, bolts raining, blood letting
Oath break motive castigate, banner footmen incinerate
Sight the chain mail, cry a warning, "Get out! Get out!"
Watch that heel stab, stab, uh-oh, this means
I fear Castamere, Sean Klegane steers clear
A marriage rite, a marriage rite, a marriage rite of lies
Offer him a hostage, grovel for his forgiveness
And he declines
It's the end of the Starks as we know them
It's the end of the Starks as we know them (I cant abide Game of Thrones)
It's the end of the Starks as we know them
Now Martin dies!
Now Martin DIES!!
It's the end of the Starks as we know them (Time I had a cry alone)
It's the end of the Starks as we know them (Time I had a cry alone)
It's the end of the Starks as we know them (Time I had a cry alone)
And I'm not fine
The mother's pipe was slit apart, concil'ation was a farce
Bolton sword in the heart, "Lannister regards"
Ary-ic vengeance, Sansa used and Crippled Bran
Bloodbath party, Sean Bean -- DOOM!
You sympathetic, masochistic, Half-man wife, right
Right.
It's the end of the Starks as we know them (I cant watch Thrones all alone)
It's the end of the Starks as we know them (I cant watch Thrones all alone)
It's the end of the Starks as we know them (I cant watch Thrones all alone)
And I'm resigned
It's the end of the Starks as we know them
It's the end of the Starks as we know them
It's the end of the Starks as we know them (Time I had a cry alone)
And I'm not fine
It's the end of the Starks as we know them (I cant abide Game of Thrones)
It's the end of the Starks as we know them (I cant abide Game of Thrones)
It's the end of the Starks as we know them (I cant abide Game of Thrones)
Now Martin dies
*Referring to Varys, of course
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Oh! Game of Thrones. I thought it was about... well, never mind. 5s
^ Iron Man Tony Stark, perhaps? anyway CML, I applaud you. for writing the first one, and THEN coming in to fix the pacing! good gravy! now THAT'S guts! 5s
Well, I happen to have a niece who could sing and perform this, but she would need to use this web page to help her out (via smart phone) Too much to remember. And I suppose I could do it at a karaoke because it's not really sung so much, as spoken ... And the reason we might do this is our last name actually IS Stark; hence the lyric "George Martin, Die!" Hence, the three or four parodies about the Red Wedding
Hmm, if I had used "sibling hump" in place of "incest hurt", then "embroiled about the incest" wouldn't have been repetitive and people would have still known what I was talking about, as sibling hump-ery is the most common form of that peculiar practice. Of course!
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