Crazy chavs from Blackburn try to steal your identification,
Injured man from nelson dreams of winning compensation,
And if you like to live with sheep its lancashirefication

It's the, best damn place in all of Burnley, hyndburn and pendle,
Border goin up to places like Cumbria and kendle,
It's understood that Burnley wood sells squirrels to the nation

Parents tell their children they'll get a Disneyland vacation,
But its in a caravan its just a sick creation,
I love cholesterol and eating wool

dream of lancashirefication,
dream of lancashirefication,

People flock to the giant complex of Burnley bus station,
Teenage chav smoking the fag looking at journey information,
And buy me a cat at the super mart, its lancashirefication,

Blackpool piers the final frontier but its awaiting its destruction,
And 0- chilled in seconds on the smooth fm radio station,
And Yorkshire not far away its lancashirefication,

People with the pimped up ride start the street racin,
But there caught on a speed camera that sends the police chasin,
I love cholesteroland eating wool

dream of lancashirefication,
dream of lancashirefication,
dream of lancashirefication,
dream of lancashirefication...

Shopping at ASDA gives a good feeling of elation,
But its just car fumes that gives a good sensation
A peasant revolt couldn't save the world from lancashirefication

The capital is Lancaster of this constitution,
Its the center of the great industrial revolution,
I love cholesteroland eating wool

dream of lancashirefication,
dream of lancashirefication,
dream of lancashirefication,
dream of lancashirefication....