Another Line

Hello, how long is this line?
I've been calling people twice...
Who knows?
I don't believe it's dead...
Charge my phone, I'll try tomorrow

All my messages are coming really fast
When it's looking for music, you know it's a snap
But when I pull out the camera, my phone is starting to crash
I've got to switch my phone to another line

I've been using MetroPCS, you see
Guess I'll be stuck with an iPhone 3
And when my phone's slowing down, I realize
I need to switch out to another line
I'm going to another line
Another one
A different one

Hello, hello...
Are you there?
I hope they'll fix this soon...
Oh well, I believe this line is dead...
Turn my phone off, I'll buy a new one

My phone arrived in a cardboard box
I opened it and it was full of packing peanuts
I want to know if it's good or not
Otherwise, I'm going to another line

Turned on and turned off instantly
I added my email and downloaded apps for free
And now, my phone's all set for me
I'm now glad to be on this better line Calling someone for the first time
Wait, hold on
Oh, come on

Hello, hello...
Is this on?
Oh, now I'm satisfied...
I'm now using Verizon...
This is my new phone
My old one doesn't work

My old one was really slow so I
Decided to go to another line
Waited for a few days and here I am
Where do I begin?
I turned it on, added my apps back on
And my contacts, and that was all I did

How long, how long did that take?
To go to another line...
I know that I can call my friends at last...
Charge my phone, so it's ready for tomorrow

Turned off...
I hope it'll be ready in the morning...
I'll go to bed, I'll find out tomorrow