My lenses, had them since
I learned my vision was a tad too shit
But I don't have them in my eyes
I've lost them, Bill, please help me, Bill

All things I see are smudged
It's like a low-grade Youtube video
Got glasses, but they rub my ears
They're not on hand

Lost my lenses, dude
Away they rolled
Where they've gone, got no clue
Can't see, could use your he-elp

My lenses left my desk
I keep them there for when I go to bed
I hope I didn't dislodge them
In my blindness

My world's blurry, dude
No, I'm not old
I'm only twenty-two
Help me find where they we-ent

We gotta kneel on our hands and knees
To seek them, plea-ea-ea-ea-ease

It's gonna take some work
To find these damn things, yes, I'm cynical
Cause ev'ry time these things I've lost
It's the same end

I step on them, dude
Gets kind of old
Say what, you're bleeding? Ew
Guess your knees found them, he-ell