Know your enema;

In this song we will debate,
About what to do when you constipate,
As you move your bowels on the loo,
Still can't get out any poo,
You got to know you got to know,
That for that poo to go go go,
For all that gunk up inside your hieny,
And to stop that burning arse fire,
Action must be taken,
Guess where the doctor's gonna break in,
Something must be done,
About clearing this hole in your bum,
Cut the lights, cut the hole, turn the tap on,
And we all know what'll happen,
Tube in your tush and a gush of water makes you poo clearly,
Know your enema;

Poo is born,
Have a poo on the loo,
I got one complaint,
All this crap's making me late,
The D the I the A the R the R the H the OEA
On the bog can't go out to play,
I'm in a rage,
A finger up my arse doesn't change,
What? This is the plan?,
The guy who told me that's my enema man,
Now something must be done,
About filling this hole in my bum,
Fill the hole, fill her up, put the plug in,
And this is what'll happen,
Action must be taken,
Guess where the doctor's gonna break in;

Got diarrhoea now,
I can't be here now,
Got diarrhoea now,
Doctor please put that tube down,
Don't want, don't want, don't want, don't want,
Do not touch my bum!,
Know your enema;

Yes I know my enema,
It's the doctors that taught me to fight the,
Diarrhoea,
Itchiness,
Constipation,
Stinkiness,
Flatulence,
Gushing water in,
Putting a cork in,
Eating beans,
All of which are medical dreams,
All of which are medical dreams,
All of which are medical dreams,
All of which are medical dreams.