Song Parodies -> "Ok Breaking Track 6: Hank DEA"

Original Song Title:

"Karma Police"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

"Ok Breaking Track 6: Hank DEA"

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The Lyrics

Attention all units!!! Attention all units!!!, Short burly caucasian male with PTSD from border patrol seen: crying in elevators, peeping into RV owners playing strip poker (or was that canasta), negligent in wife's kleptomania from open houses, trespassing on scrap yard business w/o a warrant, and creating an alcoholic beverage in a private residence for distribution. Karma Police are to be advised that Hank Schrader is seen as morally armed and dangerous to the residents of Albuquerque, New Mexico, despite overly positive disposition. Some songs can be on the nose when it comes to this show.

Hank DEA
Suspect this man
Gave his son booze
From an outdoor party
Junior just lurched over the pool

Hank DEA
Suspect this guy
He gave you the slip
Can’t help but beat him up
Jesse, networks in rehab

(Chorus 1)
Have some Schrader brew
Have some Schrader brew
Have some Schrader brew
You bald racist cop*

(Hank)
Hank DEA
I’m ready to move on
To the task force
I’m ready to move on
From photo-bombing a corrrrrpse

(Chorus 2)
Tortoise bomb scared you+
Tortoise bomb scared you
Tortoise bomb scared you
You bald racist cop

(Hank)
From an incident
I cannot walk, I cannot walk
Ouch, from an incident
I cannot walk, I cannot walk

My wife jerks me off
Since I got shot, since I got shot
Now, my wife jerks me off
Since I got shot, since I got shot

*Take a shot every time you hear Hank use that b***er slur to depict Latin Americans, on that show. Sorry for your liver, I will send flowers. +I know the chorus of this song repeats itself. However, since this greatly affected Hank's character and psyche, it should be included for this song. After opening up alternate lines in another song, I wanted to max out his character up to Season 3. Btw, walk, shot, rhyming cheat?

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Arch Vile - April 19, 2019 - Report this comment

Ok. After performing this one at the Karaoke bar, I may just have to direct traffic to this website. Great reaction from the crowd. I'm opening it up to anyone who wants to use any of my songs for a Karaoke bar, go right ahead. No judgment, no recourse, no spite, just show me a video link.

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