Song Parodies -> "Ok Breaking Track 4: Checking out (of Rehab)"

Original Song Title:

"Exit Music (For a Film)"

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"Ok Breaking Track 4: Checking out (of Rehab)"

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The Lyrics

Was there ever such a romance tarnished with disdain, as that of Jesse and girlfriend Jane. For what came of scared friends that could not deal. That Jesse would need something else to feel. Sorry, that was some half-baked Shakespeare rhyming couplets to trace back to the original concept. These two were not the 21st Century Romeo and Juliet. At any rate, time to conclude Season 2 of Breaking Bad with the next offering.

(Jesse)
Rents, kicked you out
Their tired of your s**t
For now, slap some phones, find a home

Stole, the RV
Even though my word, is bond
Even, my bike, got stolen

(Jane)
Stay, stay with me
I’ll be your bitch
Stay, stay with me
Thanks for telling, the truth

Got, you a bed
This bed to form, a bond
Here, take this drug
As a hug

(Walt)
My retort
Funds you extort
Addiction
Won’t sus-tain, your bo-dy

Now
Jane is gone
Her dad caused a plane crash
It’s not, a big deal+
A big deal
It’s not, a big deal
A big deal
It’s not, a big deal
A big deal

+ = Alternate line "Debris in the pool, in the pool". I scrapped this line on the basis of the fact that Walt made the big deal with Gus when Jesse was tripping out. It shows more of the story focus and how Walt just did not care for Jane.

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