(Intro)

M-Y-S-P-A-C-E, you got me by the balls let go of me!
My contact box is all pimped out, check out my brand new hot layout.
My photo comments are outta control, Tom you officially own my soul.
Rehab may end up the case, what are you here for? f*ckin' Myspace.

Photo slideshows are so much fun, I just got done with my sixteenth one.
Kids always lying about their age, sparkly glitter all over my page.
Your new layout is so extreme, it instantly froze up my machine.
Control-Alt-Delete and I'm at it again, I got 18 million friends.


EVERY BLOG YOU ARRANGE, EVERY PROFILE PIC YOU CHANGE.
IF YOU'RE SINGLE THAT'S GREAT, EVERY COMMENT YOU CREATE.
I'LL BE STALKIN' YOU.

YOUR PROFILE IS A BORE, YOU GOTTA PIMP IT OUT SOME MORE.
TIME TO GO AND EXPLORE, ON YOUR PHOTO ALBUM TOUR.
I'M A MYSPACE WHORE.


If you don't replay this song, at midnite a ghost will rape your dog.
You'll die in your sleep if the chain is broken, these are the kind of bulletins I open.
All day long I sit and fill out, pointless surveys no one cares about.
My computer's been on for six years straight, I kill people if I'm not in their top 8.

Check out this girl with the beautiful smile, click, dammit another private profile.
We all love Tom's profile pic, it's been up since 1976.
I've read every comment you've ever received, I know how many kids that you've ever conceived.
I refresh my page 80 times an hour, I don't eat, drink, sleep or shower.


I MADE A FAKE PROFILE, SO I CAN BE YOUR PEDOPHILE.
EVERY SURVEY YOU POST, I'LL BE READING IT THE MOST,
I'LL BE STALKING YOU.

IF YOU'RE LOOKING FOR A DATE, BEFORE YOU KNOW IT WE WILL MATE.
CUZ I'M LOOKING TO SCORE, AND I SAID IT BEFORE,
I'M A MYSPACE WHORE.


Once again I just got blessed, with 2 half naked chick friend requests.
Paris, Bambi is what they're named, what a coincidence their pics are the same.
Both are captain of the cheerleading squad, and both wanna give me a free Ipod.
I clicked approved and they're playin' dirty, now my computer got cyber herpes.

Bambi's now a big red X, her profile doesn't even f*cking exist.
My dumbass just hacked I guess, my whole profile is now possessed.
My fake bulletins are attackin' ya, free Nintendo Wii's and Viagra.
Penis Enlargement pills too, my life's over now Tom thanks to you.

(Chorus)

(Outro)