Song Parodies -> "Green"

Original Song Title:

"Cream"

Original Performer:

"Green"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

This is it
I'm the room painter you have hired
I'm a hit!
What's the hue that you may desire
For the hall? (hall)
The walls are white and we can't ignore it
It's my call? (call)
I got the paints and I will color it

Green
Like tree tops
Green
Lime-ice pops
Green
Frog that hops
Green
A loogie lobbed

We're agreed
That there ain't no color better? (ain't no color better)
So we need
Bigger brushes to get it wetter
It's so cool (cool)
It's a color that means success
It sure rules (rules)
Let's paint it all--Glidden is the best
Yes it is

Green
Veggie crops
Green
Irish cops
Green
Queasy fops
Green
A loogie lobbed

Look right over there, a green guitar!

What's that, sir?
You don't like the tint any longer?
Are you sure?
It matches your Barcalounger!
Give it time (give it time)
It's the same thing I did for dear Steve Buscemi (dear Steve Buscemi)
It looks fine
Here is my bill, five-fifty you owe me
Pay up!

Green
Grass hilltops
Green
Bad pork chops
Green
Dolllar bills--can't stop!
Green
A loogie lobbed

Green
Green
Green
Grass of home

Green
Green
Right here
Green
I can't stop
Green
A loogie lobbed

Whoopie

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Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd - March 27, 2006 - Report this comment

I had some small problems getting my tongue around some of the lines, or part of the lines, like the end of ”I got the paints and I will color it”, but kudos for taking on a subject that is normally as funny as watching paint dry, and for “A loogie lobbed”, I can identify with sputum of that color, and for making me listen to one of the better Prince songs.

alvin rhodes - March 27, 2006 - Report this comment

irish cops are green, indeed, lol

Larry Hensley - March 28, 2006 - Report this comment

DKTOS but really cool parody

Matthias - September 14, 2006 - Report this comment

Irish I could give you more than fives... Too bad that's impossible

Michael McVey - September 21, 2006 - Report this comment

This is good! Green is also the color of asparagus (lol). Yep, that'll be five fifty-five, alright.--MM

tomario - September 24, 2006 - Report this comment

only half irish but would still give you 5555 (if i could !)

Rick C - September 24, 2006 - Report this comment

(ABC-3) I think I like your lyrics better. 555

Red Ant - September 24, 2006 - Report this comment

(ABC3G) Definitely better than TOS. Great job varying all the chorus lines. I've never painted anything with green paint, though bile is a different matter, and probably TMI. 5s.

Johnny D - September 25, 2006 - Report this comment

(ABC) Mix this one up with that Purple Rain and then you'll really have something ... what, I don't know ... but it'll be something!

Cat - September 25, 2006 - Report this comment

(ABC-G) What, no gratuitous Ralph Nader references? ;) Nice job there, Agri.

Stuart McArthur - September 25, 2006 - Report this comment

(abc3-g) favourite line: "frogs that hop" - and I thought Steve Buscemi would have fitted in to a "Pink" parody (based on Reservoir Dogs) - although he's a good inclusion anywhere, Ag - 555

Agrimorfee - September 26, 2006 - Report this comment

Johnny: see Red Ant's comment above. Thanks for all the praise, guys and gals! :)

Kristof Robertson - September 27, 2006 - Report this comment

(ABC3G) Now this is my kinda parody, Agri! Gloriously silly from top to bottom....and any Buscemi mention gets my attention. 555+

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