Shall I remind you which team is in first place and which has a sub-500 record?

Yeah, the Red Sox are up on the Yankees by what, 4.5 games? In May? I remember once when the Red Sox were up on the Yanks by 14 games in July. The year was 1978. We all know what happened that year. Still think the Red Sox have a chance? Babe, Bucky and Boone say otherwise.

Ah, seventy-eight. Wasn't that great, Charlie? Reggie being Mr. October, Ron Guidry pitching better than Pedro Martinez ever did, Nettles showing us all how third base is meant to be played, Rich Gossage tossing Goose eggs, and, of course, muh boy, Bucky F. Dent. Like the old song goes, Sox fans: See you in September. Birdboy: With that name, you should be an Oriole fan. There haven't been that many of you since Baltimore rediscovered that it's a football town first.

If you add all the championships that the other New York teams won (including the Giants, Dodgers and Mets) to those won by the Yankees, then you'd have 33 titles that city has won since 1918. The Giants won the Series in 1921, 1922, 1933 and 1954 (but they've never won it in San Francisco), the Brooklyn Bums won in 1955, and the Mets won in 1962 and 1986. So that final stat should read "SINCE 1918: New York--33, Boston--0."

Oh crap! I just realized my mistake: The Mets were an expansion team in 1962, the year they lost 120 games. They actually won their first World Championship in 1969, but the rest of the details are correct to the best of my knowledge. Please forgive me for the blunder.

You actually rhymed "Dead Sox" with "White Sox"? I thought that was against the rules of parodies.

Yes this song still holds true the Boston Dead Soxs Suck! And there is nothing anyone one in Boston can do about it. Boston will always be second best to the number one team in Baseball the Yankees. I wouldn't have it any other way, so thanks to all the Yankee players from past, present, and future. BOSTON SUCKS!!!

26 World Championships. Do I need to go any further?

Say, how did those Red Sox do in the ALCS against the Yankees? You blew a three game lead!!!! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!! Don't worry, you can follow the Jets!!! Oh wait!!! The Pats spanked them too!!!!

OWNED!!! 2004 WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS!!!! GO CRY AGAIN A-FRAUD!

to bad the red sox killed your yankees in the last four game, broke a record & leeaving the yanks with the worst record a team can have - losing a series after being up 3 - 0 so suck on that ny fans. NY time is over its all sox from here on out

Merry Merry Merry Frickin' Christmas (World Champion Red Sox Anthem) -------------------------------------------------------------------------­------- Schools out Christmas break Back to Boston, the Red Sox in four straight First the Yankees then St. Louis The curse, reversed, the Bambino really blew it Derek Jeter's lost his mind Trippin' on a broom stick, better luck next time Have a Merry, Merry, Merry Frickin' Christmas All you New York Yankees fans can kiss this The tree the gifts the mistletoe kiss Swing, a miss, Steinbrenner's really pissed Have a Merry, Merry, Merry Frickin' Christmas Joe Torre, he's a weirdo Gave me a picture of himself in a Speedo Hey A-Rod, you gotta feel the sting You could have come to Boston to wear a World Series ring We all know you're chokin' on your lunch, Try a knuckle sandwich and the Varitek punch Its gonna be a Merry, Merry, Merry Frickin' Christmas All you New York Yankees fans can kiss this The tree the gifts the mistletoe kiss Swing, a miss, Steinbrenner's really pissed Have a Merry, Merry, Merry Frickin' Christmas 2004 the best Christmas yet A World Series ring I was sick of hearing 1918 Its gonna be a Merry, Merry, Merry Frickin' Christmas All you New York Yankees fans can kiss this The tree the gifts the mistletoe kiss Swing, a miss, Steinbrenner's really pissed Have a Merry, Merry, Merry Frickin' Christmas

To bad not only kicked the Yankees ass but the kicked the St. Louis's!!!!!! Sorry New York!!! Yankees Suck! Yankees Suck! Yankees Suck! Yankees Suck! Yankees Suck! Yankees Suck! Yankees Suck! Yankees Suck! Yankees Suck! Yankees Suck! Yankees Suck! Yankees Suck! Yankees Suck! Yankees Suck!

Did everyone laugh the way i did, when the us red sox won the world series? I guess you 50,000 yankee fans can shut up now!!!!!! ouch! the truth hurts

Dude, that song sucks.. it's not nearly as creative as the Red Sox one and it repeats the same Red sox suck blah blah line over and over..

This song sucks like the yankees!!!! Red sox won the 2004 world series and who didn't o yea thats right the yankees. Im Telling yall u better keep dreamin cuz the Red sox are a lot better!!

devil ray's? Blue jays? oh those are some real quality teams that are better than the sox. (as i paint sarcasim all over this comment*

THIS SUCKS!!!! RED SOX RULE!!! RED SOX RULE!!!RED SOX RULE!!!RED SOX RULE!!! RED SOX RULE!!! RED SOX RULE!!! RED SOX RULE!!! RED SOX RULE!!! RED SOX RULE!!!RED SOX RULE!!!RED SOX RULE!!!RED SOX RULE!!!RED SOX RULE!!!RED SOX RULE!!!RED SOX RULE!!!RED SOX RULE!!!RED SOX RULE!!!RED SOX RULE!!!RED SOX RULE!!!RED SOX RULE!!!RED SOX RULE!!!RED SOX RULE!!!RED SOX RULE!!!RED SOX RULE!!!RED SOX RULE!!!RED SOX RULE!!!RED SOX RULE!!!RED SOX RULE!!!RED SOX RULE!!!

HAHAHHAHAHAHA!!! Keep talking Punks!!! Pats and Sox...NUFF SAID!!!

YANKS SUCK! and to think you paid all that money for A-rod... too bad he did absolutely NOTHING in the ALCS!!! i cant wait till opening day at fenway when the yankees have to watch the world series champs get recognized!!!

No matter what team this would have been about some people just shouldn't write songs....................this is definately that case...My nine year old niece could write a song with more lyrics then Boston sucks..say it with me.....GET A JOB! GET A JOB!.....Oh yeah by the way I 'm from New England the home of the 2 world champions 2004.......so I hope we suck like this every year from now on...LOL

THIS SONG STINKS!!! da sox won da world series

boston sucks period. so you guys are so tough 26-3 if that

Just like a New Yorker, Making fun of a superior city, when your city is as clean, educated, and rich as Boston then we will talk.

And too the person that said we bought our world series, I have a question for you How much more do the Yankees make than the Red Sox. Has anyone Noticed the "got rings?" shirts that yankees fans so lovingly flaunt, i think those shirts could be improved upon by adding "only 250 Mill$ a year".

1 world series or 26 world series, hmmmmm. yea that's a tough one. Bottom line: Yankees Rule, Boston SUCKS!

To all the Red Sox Fans you losers can have your 2nd world series but this year we will take number 27 yeah 27. Oh yeah Boston Sucks.

Hey Red Sox idiots yet again the Yankees are in first and yet again the Sox are fighting for the Wild card. Red Sox Suck

Hey Boston you guys can kiss my butt oh yeah you idiots are to stupid to know how.

Just watch...Baltimore or Bostin might get back in there.

Who is Bostin?

I'm so tired of those pathetics Red Sox fans. You got your ring; enjoy it numb brains...Do you honestly think we Yankee fans spend our time worrying about the Sox? Hell Nah! I know, it's an inferiority complex; you folks are allergic to excellence. Too bad! Deal with it! By the way, how many rings you guys have again?...Oh, I thought so.

The Red Sox have the 2nd highest payroll in the major leagues "NYC sucks". And the Yankees have 26 world championships and the Red Sucks, I mean Red Sox have 6.

To the Red Sox and their fans: n l l nnl lnn REVERSE THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!

CHOKU REI

Ok so the Red Sucks are doing better than the Yankees for the first time in what........80 years??? Sorry ya'll doesn't sound like much of an argument to me....Yankees are and always will be THE BEST....by the way, when is the last time you have seen a Yankee tackle an old guy with a knee replacement....Ummmm I didn't think so.

boston time ti get scared now 1/2..guys can't even beat TB. oh yea indians will win the wild card..yanks got there division locked up..boston like they say theres always next year...atleast you get to hear Sinatra after every game we win

Hyuk yuk. The Sux are now fighting for the wild card. If they don't get it, they'll be the greatest joke in baseball: A team in first place for almost all of the season only to blow it in the last couple of weeks. How's Schilling working out for you now, lame-o's? Ya'll can go suck my New York dick while I take a shit all day.

Haha haha haha 1918-2004 = 86. 2004+86=2090. Damn that's a long time from now....Hehe. Boston Still Sucks. Cheers!!!!

Aight "Mr.EvilEmpire." You might work on your math skills just a little bit. 1918-2004=-86. That's right NEGATIVE eighty-six. That shows how STUPID Yankees fans are. By the way, you just got schooled by a 12 year old!

didn't the Yankees lose this year too? what are you going on about? the Tankees didn't win the AL... just their division... big deal

Hey, Freddie Crap, last time I checked The yankees didn't win this year either and that reapeating... like 5 centuries ago... very lame... very, very lame. You know what YOU SUCK yep all you yankees fans can kiss my a$$ cause Red Sox are da best. I don't care if you block this but you'll have to read it first. I just want all you yankee-lovin a$$ holes to know RED SOX ROCK!!!

Uhh.. hokay dude. Before I make any comments on this vunderful (Ahem. Dreadful) poem or song or whatever you were intending it to be, let me just tell you that I am a Red Sox fan. And even if I were a Yankee fan, (yeah. riiiight.) I would still tell you this great piece of fulfilling advice: Don't quit your day job, man. Not only does your continuous use of Boston Sucks! get annoying, it also just doesn't make sense 50 bajillion times over and over and freaking over again. Also, for your information, your song just wasn't funny. At all. It's just freaking ridiculous. It consists of Boston Sucks! and Go Yankees! and if I ever heard that song on the radio (God forbid) I'd either fall asleep or turn the effing song off. And say that the record company that signed you should be shot. Ahem. I'd just like you to know that the Yankees are a bunch of over-paid egotistic bimbos. That'll be all. -Kate (Yes, I am of the female gender. Believe it or not, it's not just guys that know baseball. Amazing, ain't it?)

GRRREAT SONG, ITS TRUE RED SOX SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BOSTON SUX WORLD TITLE COUNT GOOD GUYS-26 MUTS-6 EVERY 1 NOSE THE RED SOX SUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!!!!! AROD AND JETER R GREAT AND NO ALEX ISNT OVER PAID!!!!! HE IS THE MVP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

yankees need to get some pitchers and hurry up and get damon before we screw up on an outfielder. oh yea boston still suck

Ah yes, I am back again. I am back to comment on "go yankees" and "mick7"'s comments. Let me get straight to the effing point: the Yankees still suck beyond words, they pay their players WAY too much, and Johnny Damon is probably the best thing to ever happen to the team. A-Rod? Hah. Yes, he is the effing MVP, (though David Ortiz deserved more than he did) but did you watch the playoffs? A-Rod effing CHOKED. And good luck to the Yanks for acquiring Johnny. Ahem. I love him dearly, but this gives me and the rest of Red Sox Nation definite license to boo him when he comes to Boston.

Which team has won a team this century- which started in 2001 Yankees time has come and gone. Yankees Suck!!!! Yankees Suck!!!! Yankees Suck!!!! Yankees Suck!!!! Yankees Suck!!!! Yankees Suck!!!! Yankees Suck!!!! Yankees Suck!!!! Yankees Suck!!!! Yankees Suck!!!! Yankees Suck!!!! Yankees Suck!!!! Yankees Suck!!!! Yankees Suck!!!! Yankees Suck!!!! Yankees Suck!!!! Yankees Suck!!!! Yankees Suck!!!! Yankees Suck!!!! Yankees Suck!!!! Yankees Suck!!!! Yankees Suck!!!! Yankees Suck!!!! Yankees Suck!!!! Yankees Suck!!!! Yankees Suck!!!! Yankees Suck!!!! Yankees Suck!!!! Yankees Suck!!!! Yankees Suck!!!! Yankees Suck!!!! Yankees Suck!!!! Yankees Suck!!!! Yankees Suck!!!! Yankees Suck!!!! Yankees Suck!!!! Yankees Suck!!!! Yankees Suck!!!! Yankees Suck!!!! Yankees Suck!!!! Yankees Suck!!!! Yankees Suck!!!! Yankees Suck!!!! Yankees Suck!!!! Yankees Suck!!!! Yankees Suck!!!! Yankees Suck!!!! Yankees Suck!!!! Yankees Suck!!!! Yankees Suck!!!! Yankees Suck!!!! Yankees Suck!!!! Yankees Suck!!!! Yankees Suck!!!! Yankees Suck!!!! Yankees Suck!!!! Yankees Suck!!!! Yankees Suck!!!! Yankees Suck!!!! Yankees Suck!!!! Yankees Suck!!!! Yankees Suck!!!! Yankees Suck!!!! Yankees Suck!!!! Yankees Suck!!!! Yankees Suck!!!! Yankees Suck!!!! Yankees Suck!!!! Yankees Suck!!!! Yankees Suck!!!! Yankees Suck!!!! Yankees Suck!!!! Yankees Suck!!!! Yankees Suck!!!! Yankees Suck!!!! Yankees Suck!!!! Yankees Suck!!!! Yankees Suck!!!! Yankees Suck!!!! Yankees Suck!!!! Yankees Suck!!!! Yankees Suck!!!! Yankees Suck!!!! Yankees Suck!!!! Yankees Suck!!!! Yankees Suck!!!! Yankees Suck!!!! Yankees Suck!!!! Yankees Suck!!!! Yankees Suck!!!! Yankees Suck!!!! Yankees Suck!!!!

I love it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BOSTON REALLY SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

the yankees rule the redsox can kiss my ass

that's bulls*t and you know it

Please stop with the incoherent comments, people. Seriously; grow up.

I second that...GROW UP!!!! You're all not true fans anyways. The REAL fans don't like that. We actually have class.

Wow, this thread really just goes to show the IQ level of the majority of Boston fans. Take a look at the standings, AL East Leaders over the past weeks have been the Yanks and despite the amount of key players on the DL list we still rock your face.

' Whooptie freakin' doo. The Red Sox won a world series. So you beat us after a three games to none lead. How can we suck? Who really sucks? Because dumb asses the last time I checked we had 26 world series wins. And you idiots won 1 in 86 years. So choke on that SLAP NUTS!!!

when you do think about it...you guy's are really stupid :)) yankees won 26 world series red sox won like one how is there a comparason..? do u guy's not think before you say something this is what i don't understand red sox have a good team yes..cuz of ortiz and manny dude red sox can't compare to yankees..we will rock you guy's :)) we have like 60 homers and 220 rbi's gone this year cuz of injury..and we are still gonna rule red sox have u guy's ever listen to espn and see what they say o yea comment was and i quote this is the time when the yankees will pull away from the red sox so u red sox fans need to stop being so ignorant have be real reality is that yankees will always win wanna know why altho we spend so much money on the players with the "YES" network and the franchise we make way more income than the red sox still so it doesent matter how we spend the money cuz we have it u guy's need to focous on the wild cards cuz i dont think white sox will catch up detroit..and we all know red sox aint gonna catch up white sox nor the yankees so u guy's can talk shit..but in the end the yankees will come out n top cheak all the previous stats and see at the end of the year who always leads..? stop being assholes

well acutally the red sox just suck. look at it this way, how many world series wins do the sox have and how many do the yankees have. thanx.owned.stfu.

red sox suck dick

Lets see what team won 26 World Championships (1923, 1927-1928, 1932, 1936-1939, 1941, 1943, 1947, 1949-1953, 1956, 1958, 1961-1962, 1977-1978, 1996, 1998-2000) Has 39 Pennants (1921-1923, 1926-1928, 1932, 1936-1939, 1941-1943, 1947, 1949-1953, 1955-1958, 1960-1964, 1976-1978, 1981, 1996, 1998-2001, 2003), 14 division titles (1976-1978, 1980-1981*, 1994, 1996, 1998-2006), and 44 Post-Season Appearances (1921-1923, 1926-1928, 1932, 1936-1939, 1941-1943, 1947, 1949-1953, 1955-1958, 1960-1964, 1976-1978, 1980-1981, 1996, 1998-2006) NOT THE RED SOX!!!!!!! They are also the only team represented in the National Baseball Hall of Fame at every position!!!!

ok well yankees fans say we red sox fans are ignorant well ok remeber that game yankees blue jays ok a-rod rounding third fly ball on the 3rd base line a- rod yells mine mine well this makes the 3rd baseman miss ok a-rod again going to second on a fly to the outfeild a-rod is so slow he has to dive into second well he decides to try to elbow our second baseman but it doesnt work if i was a-rod at this point every time i went into the batters box i would just about sh*** myself because everyone hates him..... so if you are with me on this bull about a-rod IM me footblbaseball

Red Sox Suck

Lemme guess. Boston after showing Cleveland who's the boss in the first ALCS game, decided to spot Cleveland three games. Now, to show the just how good they are, Boston will win the next three games. NOT! Boston's going to crash and burn...

Ummm... Look, I never expected(or hoped) Boston to make a comeback. I'm just going to keep my mouth shut about the World Series...

not only did the Sox thrash Cleveland (the last game of that series was a comedy of errors on Cleveland's part) but they destroyed the much ballyhoed Rockies in a 4 game sweep.

I love it, check when this was written. The beginning of the 2004 season, the one the Sox broke the curse in. The Yankees haven't been there since either. I think this song is the new curse, for the Yankees. Way to go getting A-Rod by the way, how'd that work out for you Yanks fans?

look overall the RED SOX kick ass. i guess its a personal opinion thing or whatever but the person who wrote this was expressing themselves. All of you inconsiderate, imature ADULTS out there who think they're right aren't. Nobody is. So there. Although i think that the RED SOX are the best team around at this time--winning both 2004 and 2007--the yankees have had their fair share of wins and its only right to boast about them. If you ADULTS have a problem with this poem then go out and write one of your own and see exactly how many people agree with you. GROW UP GUYS..

and also... RED SOX RULE! =]

Go Sox... 05 Champs. Eff the Bo Sox.

Who gives a s*** if the red sox are in first place? They got their asses beat the other day by Tampa and the Yankees won another game 18-7!

The Curse Of The Bambino struck again in 2008 when the Red Sox fell behind 3-1 against the double-a's and choked in Game 7.

Curse, schmurse. It's over now because the Sox broke their drought in '04, after going a whopping 86 years without a championship. And furthermore, they won the championship again last year by giving the Rockies a taste of their own medicine. Now unless the Sox go the next 40+ years without winning another World Series Title, then there ain't no curse. Period.

your 2009 boston red sux 1.J.D. Poo rf 2.Rustin' PedROIDuh 2b 3.Kevin Pukealis 3b 4."BACK ON ROIDS!!!!!" dh 5."Discustingly, we call it JasonAde" lf 6.Jacoby EllsBURRIED CF 7.Mark shut the f___ up 1b 8.Jason VeryDecked 9.Nick Creamed ss Pitching- Tim Fakefield Closing-Jonathan PappleBUM BOSTON SUCKS

Red Sox SUCK! They are the WORST team in baseball! Gte over it! NYY 2009 Champs. #27! How many you got?

As of this century: Yankees: 6, soon to be 7 Al East titles. Made 2 fall classics including a series win to get there against boston, 1 wild card, and missed only 1 playoff year. Red Sux: 1 al east title, 1 wild card, 2 fall classic titles. Missed 4 playoff years, and are less consistent than the Yankees. THERE WAS NEVER A CURSE....BOSTON SUCKED FOR 85 YEARS. THEY ARE 83-92 AGAINST THE YANKEES THIS CENTURY. It's irrelevant to say that the Yankees suck. But since I live in Seattle, I'm a Mariners fan. Even though we're not successful, we still have fun and keep our heads high. p.s. BOSTON SUCKS

Yankees got 27, b****es! Oh, and congrats to Papelbum for choking against the Angels! Boston sucks! Great parody, btw.