I watch Dad's Army all the time
Get to work, you stupid (boink) washing dishes, aint for fun now Too much drunk yet to (buurrrp)
Watch my Dad's Army in the nip Glass of Pepsi, The Kooks are no Eating sushi out of Alexa Chung's arse

And i break wind when i'm 90
Losing a religion like my REM
Germans, I know they won it all I break glass when Hollyoaks isnt on
Losing religion like REM
Mark Wahlberg, he's a (*&&**%)
Wish me well, you Devils haircut 'The New Pollution' is so &^&* 'Odelay' mixed with Olly Murs
Too much talking pass me by
Dreaming 2112, i like it now
Mixing 'Nevermind' with Bieber not Quadrophenia anymore
That's like Tommy with Grimshaw
I break glass, have a laugh
Too old for CITV and Cbeebies
Welsh i am, but Irish i am not

Please be gentle, i am thin
Pub is open with Jonathan King Gary Glitter is shagging my lady

Does his Hitler curl in his bedroom
'Live Through This' is not a DVD It's the Hole album from a dog Wish me well, Mark Radcliffe
Pete Townshend is with the kids Better not listen to Cannibal Corpse

Glass of 7Up, bad for you
Playing with toys also that way
Or was that Basil Brush episodes
Talking $***^e, drinking Pepsi
Shaking my tots like Louise Woodward
Playing 'Odelay' when watching Dad's Army'