Yomama's so fat, how fat is she,
yomama is so big and fat that she can get busy with 22 burittos a time of rough
I see her in the back of taco bell with handcuffs,
Besides that, yomama smoked crack
She's got a burnen gurnen and there's no turnen back
Her knuckles back down to the ground when she walks
Spit comes out that bit*hs mouth when she talks,
Hanging off the mountain tops getting all the wisdom
Riding on a horse drinking wiskey out of wisim
Yomama's got the teeth of an african bat,
Her middle name is "Mudbone" and on top of all that
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Yomama's Got a glass eye with a fish in it
"Yomama, Yomama, Yomama"
One day me and Yomama went to get a burger from wendys
Her skates went flat
I got stuck in her butt crack
I caught on to the G-strap
She let a big fart, blew me around the world in a day
I came in through the drive thru made it look like just yesterday

Yomamas so fat, how fat is she?
Yomama is so big and fat that she can get hit by a bus,
she says who threw the rock?
I say why don't you my ...?
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Yomama is so fat, you cant even see her legs it just looks like shes gliding across the floor

Yomama's glasses are so thick she looks at a map and sees people wavin at her

Yomama goes fishing in the frozen food section

Yomama's an extra on the Simpsons

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