Let's celebrate
New holiday

(There is now) A new holiday
(Together) We'll keep cares at bay
(Together) We'll drink fast food tea
(Together) Down at my shanty

(Together) We'll do that 'til morn
(Together) And we won't feel forlorn
(Together) Find some bowling lanes
(And I just) Dropped the ball! felt pain

(Wester) A new holiday
(Wester) It's on a workday
(Wester) Pick a day each year
(Wester) And you'll reserve it for cheer

(Wester) It's a brand new holiday, Wester

(Together) Your red hair on beach
(We'll rent Grif) Observatory
(Together) Play old games that's great
(Together) Go to rink and skate

(And then we'll) Go play mini golf
(Find castle) Where we might just goof off
(And then we'll) Sing a lot of songs
(Shoot arrows) At bullseyes so long

(Wester) Just enjoy the day
(Wester) What you want's okay
(Wester) Enjoy the river
(Wester) Eat some cake slivers
(Wester) It'll just be grand
(Wester) Picnic, avoid ants
(Wester) Eat uncrustables
(That's right) Don't like taste so don't buy them

Up where the air is scarce
We'll climb (we'll climb)
The large mountain there (Achoo, achoo)
And when we reach the top (Yeah) We'll sing (Hey)
What's goin on' (Hey)

(I know that) It might be tougher
(To get it) On the calendar
(Together) Rent stuff from Aaron's
(Then you say) That you have a plan

(Take a break) Go and use the gym
(We'll get this) Day approved and win
(Everyone) Will enjoy this day
(Anytime) You'll take it off, hey

(We're gonna have a nice Wester) Anything you want
(Wester) Go to the old haunts
(Wester) We'll get the whole group
(Wester) If sick eat some chicken soup

(Any day you like)
Go ride unicycles, bikes
Wester, different day each year
Wester, buy the store right out of beer

Come on let's just enjoy the day

(Wester) We'll kiss at midnight
(Wester) Love with all our might
(Wester) We'll streak later on
(Wester) And then we'll puke on the lawn

A brand new holiday
Wester