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Song Parodies -> "Can't Touch Me 2.0 (The "Chrissa Maxwell" Anthem)"
Original Song Title:
"Can't Touch Me"
Original Performer:
Peter Griffin
Parody Song Title:
"Can't Touch Me 2.0 (The "Chrissa Maxwell" Anthem)"
Parody Written by:
torivegafan1221
The Lyrics
A rewrite of the classic Family Guy song, Can't Touch Me, now edited to have characters from the 2009 made-for-TV film, An American Girl: Chrissa Stands Strong, released exclusively for HBO (Home Box Office).
Ah ah ah! Can't touch me, can't touch me
Just like the bad guy from Lethal Weapon 2
I've got zero immunity, so Hammer you can't sue
I can write “Chrissa is a loser!”, even send horrible emails
I can riot, loot, not give a darn, and steal your student's valentine
Can't touch me!
Can't touch me!
Can't touch me
Stop! Tara time
I'm a big shot, there's no doubt
Get into a huge fight then break it up
Don't like it, kiss my pencil
Just for a minute, let's all do the sting
Can't touch me!
Yea do the Tara James Sting
Can't touch me!
I'm one of the mean girls of the Queen Mean Bees
Teachers think I'm mean
Don't care if you're a friend
I'll still put posters all over the classroom that say “LOSER! LOSER! LOSER!”
I've been around the school
From the pool to the locker room
It's Tara, go Tara, MC Tara, yo Tara
Let's see Regis rap this way
Can't touch me!
(spoken) Except you, you can touch me.
Just like the bad guy from Lethal Weapon 2
I've got zero immunity, so Hammer you can't sue
I can write “Chrissa is a loser!”, even send horrible emails
I can riot, loot, not give a darn, and steal your student's valentine
Can't touch me!
Can't touch me!
Can't touch me
Stop! Tara time
I'm a big shot, there's no doubt
Get into a huge fight then break it up
Don't like it, kiss my pencil
Just for a minute, let's all do the sting
Can't touch me!
Yea do the Tara James Sting
Can't touch me!
I'm one of the mean girls of the Queen Mean Bees
Teachers think I'm mean
Don't care if you're a friend
I'll still put posters all over the classroom that say “LOSER! LOSER! LOSER!”
I've been around the school
From the pool to the locker room
It's Tara, go Tara, MC Tara, yo Tara
Let's see Regis rap this way
Can't touch me!
(spoken) Except you, you can touch me.
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