At Lunch
Eating at Subway
Saw the spokesman drop
Purple-blue face-
Arms raised waiving,
Bread lodged in his throat

But he didn't pay attention
To the fact that you're supposed to chew
Bring Jered needed liquids
To wash it down

Jered is choking on Subway
Jered is choking on Subway

Clearly I remember
Hymlicking on the boy
Seemed like it was really stuck
Dislodged food went flyin
Passed his teeth-
The bread and chicken breast,
How can I forget

It hit me on the forehead
Half chewed sandwich,
Mouth wide open-
Just about made me sick
It made me want to hurl

And he had is stomach stapled
But it stretched beyond what it could bear
filled Jered full of lipids
He twitched and drooled

Jered is choking on Subway
Jered is choking on Subway

Try to revive him!
Try to save him!
You'll get a reward

Jered he's choking, choking
Jered he's choking, choking
Jered is choking on Subway

(as the song slowly winds down, so does Jered's vital signs)