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Song Parodies -> "Hobbit"
Original Song Title:
"Habit"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Pearl Jam
Parody Song Title:
"Hobbit"
Parody Written by:
Two-Faced Goblin
The Lyrics
This is sort of about LORD OF THE RINGS: THE FELLOWSHIP OF THE RING from Gandalf's perspective - particularly, the idea of the One Ring being in the hands of a 'lowly' hobbit.
Came to see a couple of hobbit friends.
Seen Bilbo's ring and the message it sends.
Take it off, for it's an obvious fall.
I must see what all the fuss is about.
It's the One Ring.
The One Ring.
It's the One Ring.
Another hobbit wants to go with you.
Another hobbit says breakfast's overdue.
Another hobbit is a fool of a Took.
I'm quite happy with my Fellowship.
It's the One Ring.
The One Ring.
It's the One Ring.
Never thought it'd be a hobbit.
Never thought it'd be a hobbit.
Never thought it'd be a hobbit.
I never thought it'd... Never thought it'd...
Never thought it'd be a hobbit.
Never thought it'd be a hobbit.
Never thought it'd be a hobbit.
I never thought it'd... Never, never thought it'd...
Never thought it'd be a hobbit.
Never thought it'd be a hobbit.
Never thought it'd be a hobbit.
Never thought it'd be a hobbit.
Never thought it'd be a hobbit.
Never thought it'd be a hobbit.
Speaking as a Servant of the Secret Fire...
Never thought it'd be a hobbit.
Never thought it'd be a hobbit.
Never thought it'd be a hobbit.
I never thought it'd... Never thought it'd...
Never thought it'd be a hobbit.
Never thought it'd be a hobbit.
Never thought it'd be a hobbit.
I never thought it'd... Never, never thought it'd...
Never... Never me... Never you... Never me...
Seen Bilbo's ring and the message it sends.
Take it off, for it's an obvious fall.
I must see what all the fuss is about.
It's the One Ring.
The One Ring.
It's the One Ring.
Another hobbit wants to go with you.
Another hobbit says breakfast's overdue.
Another hobbit is a fool of a Took.
I'm quite happy with my Fellowship.
It's the One Ring.
The One Ring.
It's the One Ring.
Never thought it'd be a hobbit.
Never thought it'd be a hobbit.
Never thought it'd be a hobbit.
I never thought it'd... Never thought it'd...
Never thought it'd be a hobbit.
Never thought it'd be a hobbit.
Never thought it'd be a hobbit.
I never thought it'd... Never, never thought it'd...
Never thought it'd be a hobbit.
Never thought it'd be a hobbit.
Never thought it'd be a hobbit.
Never thought it'd be a hobbit.
Never thought it'd be a hobbit.
Never thought it'd be a hobbit.
Speaking as a Servant of the Secret Fire...
Never thought it'd be a hobbit.
Never thought it'd be a hobbit.
Never thought it'd be a hobbit.
I never thought it'd... Never thought it'd...
Never thought it'd be a hobbit.
Never thought it'd be a hobbit.
Never thought it'd be a hobbit.
I never thought it'd... Never, never thought it'd...
Never... Never me... Never you... Never me...
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