(Male)
Mickey Mouse is my boss
Big ears and still unmarried
Tell me why do the guests forget to bring their brains with them?
They ask stupid questions
And they all like to wonder
Why they have to wait in line for an hour with their friends

(CHORUS)
At Disney World
The happiest place on this Earth
Still the guests are cranky
And so dopey
All day I hear complaining

(Female)
At Disney World
Parents get mad if I tell them
That their child is too short to ride the ride
Did you see the height requirement, stupid?

Non-English speaking guests
Are the hardest to deal with
"Cause they don't understand $***
And it feels like a huge test

Female: At Disney World
Male: Don't you dare fight with guests
Female: A hundred thousand complainers
Male: Let it go, it's their problem
Both: Want to smack some of them, for being stupid
Female: I am human and I have feelings too
Male: At Disney World. Cast Members must put up with these
Both: mindless guests all the time, some not so kind
Male: Yes I work at Disney World woo-hoo

(REPEAT CHORUS)

Male: At Disney World
Female: I learned it's no surprise
Male: Cast Members must put up with guests
Female: Every time they're complaining
Both: But then we know better, "cause we're smarter
Female: We're better
Male: And we're smarter
Female: Yes I work
Male: At Disney World with you
Female: At Disney World
Male: At Disney World
Female: That's where they will be
Male: That's where they will be
Female: Hotheaded guests
Male: who're full of $***
Both: and very mean