everybody's a slag in my native Newcastle
if they are from Sunderland, into the hours darkest day
then they're Sunderland people
i say 'howay man'
then if you're a complete stranger
because of me and you and you are the sickest of my ya'll
damn, those tractors
you are the tractors that drove into Newcastle last week
I am not a Spanaird
then it's got to be a classic in which i defeat your every word into
a bloody haystack

a Slag lane
have you ever been to one
a Slag lane
have you ever seen one
how does i, how does i, how does i,
how does i, how does i, how does i
though why moi, though why moi
though why moi, though why moi
and i am from Tyneside, up 8 miles from Slag Lane

Hello, Kwik Fit
am i Mackem or am i Sympathy For The Devil
i am not Ross Noble neither am i Lauren Laverne
you, yes you
i have seen you in the crowd at Tyneside in 1999
then i'll see you again
this time in Newcastle in 2002, supporting Ross Noble and Dynasty

A slag lane
everybody has one
A slag lane
everybody has one for all
dont look back, dont look back, dont look back
dont look back, dont look back, dont look back in anger
these are the times when the charts are crap
and Cheryl Cole is not allowed to be the scene

so everybody wants a Slag Lane