Song Parodies -> "No Rhyme For 'Orange' (And Other Random Thoughts)"

Original Song Title:

"Mouth For War"

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Original Performer:

"No Rhyme For 'Orange' (And Other Random Thoughts)"

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The Lyrics

Parody for Artistry, and for no other reason.

Orange!!
No rhyme for orange, it's said
Wrong!!
This here song is so, so wrong
A comedy so misstated
This song is plaintive and pointless
While Peneople Cruz is seductive
In stranger tides in her dress

So....Distraction!
Pete's sake! Write my eulogy
Sold on pistachios
Drink beer and fear my blasphemy

Sold your cows for the tour
What a chore, what a bore
Squeak uncouth without me
She's German!!

Processed!!
I see a sock and a ball on the side street
Length!!
The length of my hair to brush
Kick the baby
The length of this lumber
Is 2 by 4 for every one
Cheap leasing Ford Rangers' much better than financial blunder for sons

Get contraction!
Watch 'Home Alone' for some synergy
Mold on my sandwiches
No fear, appear to be scholarly

Hold a mouse as the cure
Lose it, and scream some more
Leaky roof above me
I'm learnin'!!

Squeeze a lime and shoot a gun and swat your flies to show zeal
No cow I mentioned's for sale
I exhumed a twin for my bail
Campy, this test, get others, taste the slime
Loaning excess in this rotten time
Blow your fife, Gilgamesh
Bastards rife on their meth
Mewing and munching, unrestive placation
What y'all think of this here ruination?

Yuck!

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Tokusou Sentai Blessranger - May 25, 2011 - Report this comment

FYI; "porridge" rhymes with orange.

Agrimorfee - May 25, 2011 - Report this comment

"Doorhinge", but I couldn't fit it in here in way I liked.

Patrick - May 25, 2011 - Report this comment

The scary thing is I am starting to understand this.

Wendy Christopher - May 25, 2011 - Report this comment

Blimey Agrimorfee, is this the tale of an average day, or was this one particularly special? ;^) I think this one definitely qualifies as modern art!

Max Power - May 25, 2011 - Report this comment

There's "sporange", the alternate word for "sporangium". Not many are aware of this, even I didn't know until about a month ago.

John Barry - May 25, 2011 - Report this comment

Porridge doesn't really rhyme with orange. . .D vs. G. More likely prospects, if the A in orange shifts a little toward short I, are door hinge, whore binge, door singe, oar fringe, etc.

Matthias - June 04, 2011 - Report this comment

This had a very Red Ant misheard lyrics feeling about it which it totally dug. There were some pretty silly lines in this especially fond of: "Kick the baby". Made no sense without listen to the original song but with that playing in the background it was pretty fun.

Blaydeman - June 10, 2011 - Report this comment

(Artistry) Yeah, I read through this the first time without the music and was like "What?", but then I read it with the music and that helped a lot, pretty good, nice job!

Rex - June 12, 2011 - Report this comment

What were you drinking when you wrote this, and where can I get some? And if I ever see "The Epic of Gilgamesh starring Penelope Cruz" I know who to blame. :-)

bobpiecheese - June 13, 2011 - Report this comment

(Artistry) Delightfully insane, just the way I like it! 555, you crazy little devil!

Below Average Dave - June 13, 2011 - Report this comment

Echo Matty on the Red Ant Comment and Silly lines. . .my fav of the competition. . .

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