Oh, come on!!

Under the roof we share with you
You wish you could get us to move
We're pigs, we're slobs
We're jerks, we've got no jobs
I said, we're gonna break everything you have
And we stink worse than you can stand
'Cause we never, take baths
We're asshole psychopaths

We throw a party and
Invite all our retard friends over
We're puking over your stuff

Here we come, we're big and dumb
And we're never gonna pay the rent, you see
We got no-where else to go
So we're stayin' with you, we're the roommates from hell
Stupid punks, again we're drunk
You're getting mad at us again, 'cause
Your room's, been ruined
Can't kick us out, we're the roommates from hell

Drink it!

Raidin' the fridge, act obscene
While we're up all night watching TV
And the sound's, too loud
For you to get any sleep
We hog the phone all day and all night
Garbage everywhere in sight
From our last drunken, rampage
The landlord's been enraged

We steal your money and
We're always pissing off the neighbors
We're gonna get you thrown out

Chores not done, barely begun
'Cause we were busy watching Friends, you see
Always so, drunk you know
Eat all your food, we're the roommates from hell
We make fun, of everyone
And we always joke your girlfriend
Trash your room, real soon
Knock it all down, we're the roommates from he-ell!

Whoooooaa!

Nasty funk, like roadkill skunk
You don't want to sniff that smell again, you see
We got no, class to show
Mean and rude, we're the roommates from hell
Better run, call 911
'Cause we're getting way too wild again
Your booze, has been used
Stupid and loud, we're the roommates from hell!

Owwww, run outside, 'cause you stand the smell!

Uhh!