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Song Parodies -> "On E-bay"

Original Song Title:

"Gone Away"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Offspring

Parody Song Title:

"On E-bay"

Parody Written by:

Drewster The Rooster

The Lyrics

need a present for my wife
i could find one there
or a watch to keep the time
they out bid me, so unfair

and it feels, and it feels like heaven is found on e-bay
and it feels, yeh it feels like my bikes still not sold
though it is on e-bay

need a board to catch some waves
i find a lot there
but at the last minute i see, some bastard, took it from me
i shout to the sky, and curse at its name
but i know if i could trade, i wouldn't

and it feels, and it feels like heaven is found on e-bay
and it feels, yeh it feels like my bikes still not sold
though it is on e-bay
on e-bay
on e-bay yeh yeh yeh yeh yeh
yeh ahooooo, yeh ahoooo-oo-ooo yeh

my bike is sold! Whoa! yehhhhhh, yehhhhhh
woo

i shout to the sky, i call out your name
i'm sorry for what i say, you're good

and it feels, and it feels like heaven is found on e-bay
and it feels, yeh it feels like my bikes still not sold
though it is on e-bay
on e-bay
on e-bay yeh yeh yeh yeh yeh
yeh ahooooo, yeh ahoooo-oo-ooo yeh
yeh ahooooo, yeh ahoooo-oo-ooo yeh
if you liked the song check out some of my other parodies coz i got next to no votes so i'd appreciate a couple extra. if you didn't like it, well check out my other songs anyway, maybe they'll be better. cheers for reading

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Pacing: 4.5
How Funny: 4.0
Overall Rating: 4.2

Total Votes: 4

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Unnatural Disaster - November 03, 2004 - Report this comment
Good job on the parody. I, myself, will probably not make a parody of this song because of it's real meaning. But you did a good job on it. I think the part where you have : "My bikes still not sold" would sound better if it was: "My bike's not sold" it would go with the song better. :)

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