We gotta keep 'em separated!

They like to work in fashion,
They like to spread disease,
The guys are flirting on the way to the ball game,
Gaining entry with the greatest of ease,
The gays stake out there apartment locale,
But if you catch them kissing then it's all over pal,
If one guy's gender and another's don't mix,
You're gonna bash 'em up,
Bash 'em up (x3)

Gay! Is he lookin right at me?
Punch him out,
We gotta keep them separated
Gay! Man you make out with a Steve?
Punch him out,
We gotta keep them separated
Gays, man they just don't mind,
They get called faggots and queres all the time
Hey, let's wipe out gays!

By the time you see the program,
It's already too late,
One does wallpaper and the other does clothes,
One guy's chasing him and grabbing his waist,
This show's just the same as a thousand before,
Just like Trading Spaces,
Without classical score,
The never ending spree of Ellen, Hudson, and Heche,
Is gonna make us all mad,
Make us all mad,
Make me mad,

Gay! Dude you're wearing a silk tee?
Punch him out,
We gotta keep them separated,
Gay! Dude, you're going after me?
Punch him out,
We gotta keep them separated,
Hey, just pay no mind,
This gay phase will just fade away with time,
Hey...get rid of gays!

This show's just the same as a thousand before,
Just like Trading Spaces,
Without classical score,
The never ending spree of Ellen, Hudson, and Heche,
Is gonna make us all mad,
Make us all mad,
Make me mad,

Gay! Is he lookin right at me?
Punch him out,
We gotta keep them separated
Gay! Man you make out with a Steve?
Punch him out,
We gotta keep them separated
Gays, man they just don't mind,
They get called faggots and queres all the time
Hey, let's wipe out gays!