Today, was gonna be the day
That Britain would flex its muscles,
Today, your many colleagues said,
Was when we’d all escape from Brussels.
I do believe that everybody
Feels the way I do about you now.

Safe seat, a phrase we can’t repeat
Says the fire in your heart’s gone out.
I’m sure, you’ve heard it all before
But your party’s really plagued with doubt,
I do believe that everybody
Feels the way I do about you now.

And all the principles we held are bending,
We twist and turn along the way, unending.
There are many things that we would like to say to you,
But we don’t know how

Because maybe -
You’ve gotta hold the Brexit baby
In the public realm.
I’m so underwhelmed.

Today, was gonna be the day
That Britain would flex its muscles,
Today, your many colleagues said,
Was when we’d all escape from Brussels.
I do believe that everybody
Feels the way I do about you now.

And while those simple slogans are unwinding
The umpteen incremental votes are binding,
There are many things that we would like to say to you,
But we don’t know how

I said maybe -
You’re drivin’ everybody crazy
In the public realm.
We’re so underwhelmed.
I said maybe (I said maybe)
Your policies are upsy-daisy
And rotting like an elm.
I’m so underwhelmed.

I said maybe (I said maybe)
You’re gonna be the one that frees me (tease me),
You’re gonna be the one that frees me (tease me),
You’re gonna be the one that frees me (please me).