she's a sceptic
she's got a spot on her neck and it's septic
she hid when the farmer inspected
but she feeds on time
she had a sister
who trod on a trap and it messed her
now were all calling her mister
and it's no crime

and i think you should know
she's got to find make up now
coz she looks like swine
non-cha-lont she's at play
do you think she'll start slaying ?
coz i'm not sure....
coz there'll be fur and then you'll see
there's spots and knots externally
she's got the hots blink 182
she's a sasquatch can a sasquatch be true?

she's no bother
she treats me like i'm her mother
i think she's eaten my brother
all that's left is his goatee
she's got a thick skin
on her face she's wearing a big grin
she dearly wants to have children
but she won't get no help from me

in vermont they all know
they don't mind a low brow
now i need a rhyme
i don't want her to stray
i need to know that she's staying
coz i bleed more....
coz i'll be blue if she left me
coz i've got the hots for a yeti
she's hot and top what can i do?
she is a sasquatch can i love a sasquatch too ?

can i be a bigfoot too ?

can i love a bigfoot true ?

can i be in bigfoots crew ?