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Song Parodies -> "Cut Ya Up!"
Original Song Title:
"Giddy Up!"
Original Performer:
NSYNC
Parody Song Title:
"Cut Ya Up!"
Parody Written by:
Max Power
The Lyrics
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/2010/12/06/2010-12-06_al_qaeda_is_truly_gutless_terror_doc_eyes_sewing_bombs_in_thugs.html
Gotta cut ya up...
Gotta cut ya up...
I will - cut ya up... Right now
Gotta cut ya up..
C'mon...just drop your purse
Gotta cut ya up...
We’ll make sure this won’t be your last flight
We will cut your bone
No way you can fight we have the right
Should you lay down low?
Every little things will make a fuss
There’s no need to cuss
It’s just something that have got to be done
I will not…screw up!
I’m tired of all those fines...yeah, yeah
Man up!
Soon I will try to set things right
That's right
Man up!
I wish everything is fine
Man up!
Soon I will try to set things right, I’ve got to…
Cut ya up, cut ya up, cut ya up now (cut ya up, cut ya up)
I gotta cut ya up
Cut ya up, cut ya up, cut ya up now (cut ya up, cut ya up)
I gotta cut ya up
Cut ya up, cut ya up, cut ya up now (cut ya up, cut ya up)
I gotta cut ya up, cut ya up
Cut ya up, cut ya up, cut ya up now (cut ya up, cut ya up)
Gotta cut ya up
Dismembering’s the way how things will work
Everyone won’t lose
And soon we’ll do the job that will save your goose (your goose)
One day we might find a bomb around
Trust us we won’t lie
You’ll see everytime we’re gutting you can still go and fly
So then you won‘t, blow up!
We’re protecting all the lives
Go up!
We’re just gonna make things tight
Grow up!
Don’t mind us using those knives
Man up!
Cause in order to save your flight, I’ve got to
Cut ya up, cut ya up, cut ya up now (cut ya up, cut ya up)
I gotta cut ya up
Cut ya up, cut ya up, cut ya up now (cut ya up, cut ya up)
I gotta cut ya up
Cut ya up, cut ya up, cut ya up now (cut ya up, cut ya up)
I gotta cut ya up, cut ya up
Cut ya up, cut ya up, cut ya up now (cut ya up, cut ya up)
Gotta cut ya up
Cut ya up, cut ya up, cut ya up now (cut ya up, cut ya up)
I gotta cut ya up
Cut ya up, cut ya up, cut ya up now (cut ya up, cut ya up)
I gotta cut ya up
Cut ya up, cut ya up, cut ya up now (cut ya up, cut ya up)
I gotta cut ya up, cut ya up
Cut ya up, cut ya up, cut ya up now (cut ya up, cut ya up)
Gotta cut ya up
I…will…slice ya up...yo…dice ya up..
Gut ya, gut ya, gut ya, gut ya,
Gut ya, gut ya, gut ya,
Like a fish, like a fish
Gut ya, gut ya, gut ya, gut ya,
Gut ya, gut ya, gut ya,
Like a fish, like a fish
Gut ya, gut ya, gut ya, gut ya,
Gut ya, gut ya, gut ya,
Like a fish...
I’ve got to, I’ve got to, I’ve got to cut ya, cut ya up
I’ve got to, I’ve got to, I’ve got to cut ya, cut ya up
Gut ya, gut ya, gut ya, gut ya,
Gut ya, gut ya, gut ya,
Like a fish...
Gut ya, gut ya, gut ya...
(We‘re gonna do this right!)
Cut ya up!
Gotta cut ya up...
I will - cut ya up... Right now
Gotta cut ya up..
C'mon...just drop your purse
Gotta cut ya up...
We’ll make sure this won’t be your last flight
We will cut your bone
No way you can fight we have the right
Should you lay down low?
Every little things will make a fuss
There’s no need to cuss
It’s just something that have got to be done
I will not…screw up!
I’m tired of all those fines...yeah, yeah
Man up!
Soon I will try to set things right
That's right
Man up!
I wish everything is fine
Man up!
Soon I will try to set things right, I’ve got to…
Cut ya up, cut ya up, cut ya up now (cut ya up, cut ya up)
I gotta cut ya up
Cut ya up, cut ya up, cut ya up now (cut ya up, cut ya up)
I gotta cut ya up
Cut ya up, cut ya up, cut ya up now (cut ya up, cut ya up)
I gotta cut ya up, cut ya up
Cut ya up, cut ya up, cut ya up now (cut ya up, cut ya up)
Gotta cut ya up
Dismembering’s the way how things will work
Everyone won’t lose
And soon we’ll do the job that will save your goose (your goose)
One day we might find a bomb around
Trust us we won’t lie
You’ll see everytime we’re gutting you can still go and fly
So then you won‘t, blow up!
We’re protecting all the lives
Go up!
We’re just gonna make things tight
Grow up!
Don’t mind us using those knives
Man up!
Cause in order to save your flight, I’ve got to
Cut ya up, cut ya up, cut ya up now (cut ya up, cut ya up)
I gotta cut ya up
Cut ya up, cut ya up, cut ya up now (cut ya up, cut ya up)
I gotta cut ya up
Cut ya up, cut ya up, cut ya up now (cut ya up, cut ya up)
I gotta cut ya up, cut ya up
Cut ya up, cut ya up, cut ya up now (cut ya up, cut ya up)
Gotta cut ya up
Cut ya up, cut ya up, cut ya up now (cut ya up, cut ya up)
I gotta cut ya up
Cut ya up, cut ya up, cut ya up now (cut ya up, cut ya up)
I gotta cut ya up
Cut ya up, cut ya up, cut ya up now (cut ya up, cut ya up)
I gotta cut ya up, cut ya up
Cut ya up, cut ya up, cut ya up now (cut ya up, cut ya up)
Gotta cut ya up
I…will…slice ya up...yo…dice ya up..
Gut ya, gut ya, gut ya, gut ya,
Gut ya, gut ya, gut ya,
Like a fish, like a fish
Gut ya, gut ya, gut ya, gut ya,
Gut ya, gut ya, gut ya,
Like a fish, like a fish
Gut ya, gut ya, gut ya, gut ya,
Gut ya, gut ya, gut ya,
Like a fish...
I’ve got to, I’ve got to, I’ve got to cut ya, cut ya up
I’ve got to, I’ve got to, I’ve got to cut ya, cut ya up
Gut ya, gut ya, gut ya, gut ya,
Gut ya, gut ya, gut ya,
Like a fish...
Gut ya, gut ya, gut ya...
(We‘re gonna do this right!)
Cut ya up!
TSA will still only be a notch below the Somalis (see Black Hawk Down) when it comes to barbarism.
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SOTM This was a "cut" above the rest..LOL
(SOTM) Let's just say..... you made the "cut"! LOL good work!
SOTM: Insert "cut" related pun here...nice work!
I can't bring myself to make another cutting pun. Nice stuff here :)
I'm sorry Max, I can't say this was my favorite by you. Its very violent and with the only comedy being that the original song was the exact opposite vibe. The pacing was also rough around the edges for me, and to top it off, admittedly, this is likely the worse N'Sync original song I've ever heard
I'm jerking my boner!
Well, following the link given I learned about a new form of terror threat, and I think it's good of you to tackle new subjects, so bonus points for that, though both the original and parody came out a bit too repetetive for my pat down judgment.
I agree with Dave on this one. No humor was in this parody whatsoever. Now I'm not saying that every parody has to be humorous but it needs to have something and this one doesn't really have anything at all.
(SOTM) Yeah, what Dave and Matthias said. Doesn't help that terrorism isn't that big of a topic where I am, so I couldn't really get into it even if others thought it to be amusing.
It’s a good thing they have surgery robots now—not too many docs are goonna want to be in the same room if there’s a bombadectomy to be done. The other approach would be to set the bomb off in a safe-for-almost-everyone place…so the somg become ‘Blow ya up!’
Clever black-humor take on a revolting development.
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