(Into)
I have to go pee.....

oooooooooh yeah....

(Verse 1)
My bladder hurts babe, It ain't no lie
The pains just come and go oh oh, oh oh oh oh
I know that you told me if you go the bathroom when
you gotta go, you won't leave a mess on the floor...

(Chorus)
Every can of Mountain Dew makes me whiz upon my shoe.
But I don't wanna do it again, cuz I'm tired of it.
Baby when you finally pay attention to me....I'll
say... I have to go pee!!!

(Verse 2)
I've got no choice babe, but to hold it in, and you
know, that I'll pee all over the floor...
But you're just too dumb to see that I really really have to go pee.
But I can't stay dry, and I'm gonna cry!!!

(Chorus)
Every time I drink that Dew, it makes me wanna say to you...
Won't you just tell me again, how to get to the John.
Baby when you finally pay attention to me.I'll say...
I have to go pee!!!

(Bridge)
.... I have to go pee....
Ooooh yeah yeah.

There comes a time when you will just have to see...
I have to ... have to... have to... have to... have to...
I have to go pee!!!

Enough Mountain Dew... I'll pee all over you....
Don't wanna lose the control of my bladder...

When finally you pay attention to me
Guess what... guess what...

(Chorus)
I thought I said no more Mounatin Dew! What am I going
to do with you? I guess I am just going to have to pee on your shoe!
Baby when you finally pay attention to me, I'll say....

I have to go pee!!!!