Without a hitch, the perfect crime
No-one knows it was me and that's fine
But a little worry has me feel less grand
When will the law find the red on my hands?

Where's my just desserts? Oh, when will I see
My orange suit or the old stripes?
Where's my just desserts? I should be glad I'm free
But I just see red and blue lights
Oh-oh, this is a stupid fear

I hacked the cam'ras, made them blind
Whole face was covered, wore gloves the whole damn time
Made sure ev'ry little thing from grand to mere
Had been covered for, so I should lack fear

Where's my just desserts? I panic and freak
When people call out my name, not right
Where's my just desserts? Sure karma's after me
For what I did on that one dark night
Where's my just desserts? Take no more looks at me
'Cause it boosts my suspicions high
Oh-oh, this is a stupid fear

Oh-oh, I know that I'm in the clear

My just desserts
My just desserts I deserve
When will they learn I'm guilty?

Where's my just desserts? Call it negativity
But nothing's come, makes me worrisome
Where's my just desserts? Punished villainy
Expect the fuzz to bust my doors, this sucks
Where's my just desserts? No time for the glee
Which should then come with this loot, no fun
Where's my just desserts? Help me, please
Be the one to bring me out this funk
Oh-oh, just need your fingers
Oh-oh, prints of your fingers
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, on this evidence here