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Song Parodies -> "Moobs"
Original Song Title:
"New"
(MP3)Original Performer:
No Doubt
Parody Song Title:
"Moobs"
Parody Written by:
Below Average Dave
The Lyrics
I'm at badave.com and soundclick
I-wish-that they'd go away
I'm afraid they're here to stay
Jiggling each time I sway
And they're always in my way
And I can't believe how large they are now
How did they get this way?
oh man. .
Moobs
They're man boobs
Ew
It's true
And-my-friends think I should dress up in drag
Moobs
They're taboo
and I was heckled by Dolly Par-ton
And I can't ever get them to stay . . still
Weeell this is no time to pout
They make a good cup holder near my mouth
Oh I've been told
Don't eat too much dinner
Indecent exposure if I go to the pool
Moobs
On You Tube
Moobs
Not Boobs
People pointing at me, their tongue in cheek
And that big and tall store cannot help me
Yoooou want a funny fact?
The rest of my bo-dy ain't all that fat
So hard to rinse
Get your mind out of the gutter
Please stop staring at me
They aren't looking at you
They're always in my way
When on my front I lay
Think they are here to stay
This Wonderbra don't feel great
And I wish that I could see my feet now
Best you stay out my way
Some say that I'm dangerous
I cannot fit into the big bus
Southwest said that I just couldn't fly
I guess I'll join up with that . . Kevin* guy
Moobs
They're big too
Boobs
On dudes
never thought my chest would weigh down my @$$
People are so afraid
They try to stay out my way
People are many shapes
But what am I, most can't say
And the doctor cannot feel my heart beat
He uses me for shade
But I can't reduce it (they're always in the way)
can't reduce it
can't reduce it (they're always in the way)
can't reduce it
Won't give up choc'late cake
I guess that these moobs will stay
My Humps are in the way
I'm afraid they're here to stay
Jiggling each time I sway
And they're always in my way
And I can't believe how large they are now
How did they get this way?
oh man. .
Moobs
They're man boobs
Ew
It's true
And-my-friends think I should dress up in drag
Moobs
They're taboo
and I was heckled by Dolly Par-ton
And I can't ever get them to stay . . still
Weeell this is no time to pout
They make a good cup holder near my mouth
Oh I've been told
Don't eat too much dinner
Indecent exposure if I go to the pool
Moobs
On You Tube
Moobs
Not Boobs
People pointing at me, their tongue in cheek
And that big and tall store cannot help me
Yoooou want a funny fact?
The rest of my bo-dy ain't all that fat
So hard to rinse
Get your mind out of the gutter
Please stop staring at me
They aren't looking at you
They're always in my way
When on my front I lay
Think they are here to stay
This Wonderbra don't feel great
And I wish that I could see my feet now
Best you stay out my way
Some say that I'm dangerous
I cannot fit into the big bus
Southwest said that I just couldn't fly
I guess I'll join up with that . . Kevin* guy
Moobs
They're big too
Boobs
On dudes
never thought my chest would weigh down my @$$
People are so afraid
They try to stay out my way
People are many shapes
But what am I, most can't say
And the doctor cannot feel my heart beat
He uses me for shade
But I can't reduce it (they're always in the way)
can't reduce it
can't reduce it (they're always in the way)
can't reduce it
Won't give up choc'late cake
I guess that these moobs will stay
My Humps are in the way
*Kevin Smith was kicked off of Southwest Airlines earlier this year for being "Too Fat to Fly"
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Funny you should mention Kevin Smith with this topic because an on-running joke with his movies is the fast food chain: "Mooby's". This was kinda graphic... and TMI.
moobs?
I feel the Eath moob under my shirt! ;D
I know it's not funny to laugh at people... so why am I? ;) 555 for your funny write.
funny, 555
Who are you calling a moob? LOL (j/k)! Moobs....oh, I get it, not Noob! This is so hilarious! I remembered back in school this overweight kid had those things and those kids gave him the nickname as "Moobs". So instead of his real name, they call him "moob". I did find it funny at first, until I realized how humiliated he felt! :( I felt bad for him most of all. Anyways, moob size is 555 lbs!
DKTOS, but this was a very moob-ing piece. LOL
LOL! Had no idea what to expect from home page! ... and today's universal unabomber has demonstrated his lack of insght into parody and puns by his comment, so ignore the resulting vote. .. 555, and missed ya when ya were listed in the group trib on Monday.
I DID NOT WRITE THE ABOVE COMMENT. I have my reasons for not liking stuff, don't accuse me of stuff because of that
THE REAL Ausfahrt: And just what might those reasons be?
Derr...um...duh?
I DIDN'T WRITE THAT EITHER. I WILL HERETOFORE NO LONGER POST ANY COMMENTS SO IF YOU SEE ANYTHING WITH AUSFAHRT IN IT IT IS NOT FROM ME. THANK YOU AND GOODBYE.
After doing what you told me to do I liked this parody a lot better this time around. Using moobs for shade was a silly line.
I've been wondering, can push-ups and bench press eliminate moobs?
Best one! Excellent job! $555 for the man-zierre
Sorry that whoeveritwas 1'd you. This was epic in its own way, the sad tone matched the singer's woes. Good stuff, Dave.
(Artistry) Funny write, but please don't make a video.
(Artistry) Ah, moobs: amusing word, disturbing body feature. Great parody, 555, PLEASE no video.
ABC: Well done, never heard the original song, but this was a heck of a tribute to moobs. 555 for ya
(ABC) I was very 'moobed" by it....
Disturbing but funny all the same. A guy with huge boobs kinda freaks me out...
(ABC M & N) Great tribute to moobs, good parody overall, and PLEASE, for the love of God (and Andria's sanity!) don't make a video. LOL at the Dolly Parton mention, and $555 toward B.A. Dave's male mastectomy. ;-)
(ABC M/N) "Moob" over...BA Dave coming through! Great one the second time, Dave! Still enjoyed it lots!
ABC-MN
What a concept, man boobs... This is hilarious. I'd hate to have that condition. And BTW where in the hell is Ausfahrt, Germany?
What a concept, man boobs... This is hilarious. I'd hate to have that condition. And BTW where in the hell is Ausfahrt, Germany?
(ABC5-MN) See above.
Man, that was disturbing, yet horribly hilarious in the same manner. 555
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