Song Parodies -> "Crapped in a Box"

Original Song Title:

"Trapped in a Box"

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Original Performer:

"Crapped in a Box"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

Based on a mis-read title by my sister and furthered by a misheard lyric, which gave base to the song. Ironically, if you just change "trapped" to "crapped" the original song sounds better.

I've crapped in a box
And it's really wide
The gases it gives off
Are burning my eyes
Attracts filthy flies
Can distort your mind
It came out real nice
But now I pay the price
Crapped in a box

Crapped in a box
It was on my right
I became really desperate
For a great s****
My senses are fried
As down it now slides
A white box gone
Now a smell of meat pie
Crapped in a box

Ooh, crapped in a box
Makes brown, trails as it rocks
Smelling, worse than socks
Yes I've, crapped in a box

I've crapped in a box
And it's two feet long
It looks really funny
And it gives off a pong
The smell can't escape now
I've sealed all the holes
But now I'm worried
That the box may explode
Crapped in a box

Ooh, crapped in a box
Makes brown, trails as it rocks
Smelling, worse than socks
Yes I've, crapped in a box

When I'm being watched
Bad for me
Instant constipation ensues
The pain has gone
Relief has come
Once held back now has been done

I've crapped in a box
And now I'm moving on
I've gotta get home
To clean up my bottom
Now waste has been dumped
I am full of clean air
My common sense nags me
I shouldn't poo there
Crapped in a box

Ooh, crapped in a box
Makes brown, trails as it rocks
Smelling, worse than socks
Yes I've, crapped in a box

Ooh, crapped in a box
Makes brown, trails as it rocks
Smelling, worse than socks
Yes I've, crapped in a box

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