Doing wees: used to pee forever.
Arc would raise a river of spray.
It seems surr-ea-l that my hosing would just end.
I rant and seethe, piss should be freein'.

There's looks from those.
All wetting toes.
I would be healed if guys looked at their own...

Won't leak.
And so, bladder aint draining.
Oh jezz, stop this paining.
Bloats belly, pause, no squirts.
Won't leak.
Even after drinking.
Cuz guys won't keep from peeking,
Bloats belly, pause, no squirts.

My member here, a mutineer who's strikin'.
We spend an hour here just lightly mimin'.
Desert dry. Numb, urine hides.
With my pud in my hand, I'm not piddling tides.

CHORUS

Bits not bending, these 'urine aids' not mending.
So sub-par.

Doing wees: Is my pee now flying? Hardly!

CHORUS

Nada. Nup, nada.
Nada. Nup, nada.
Flush, flush-nothing.
Flush, flush-nothing.
Flush, flush, bloats belly, pause, no squirts!
(fade out)