Take these sunglasses off my eyes
I'll glare at you
And it's no big surprise
You had better go
Cause I'm in a bad mood
This world is calling me
Surly and rude
Cause I'm just a churl, big mean ol me
Don't let me out of your sight
I'm just a churl, all frowning and snarling
So I won't let you have any rights
Oh...go get me one more beer
The moment that I step outside
So many reasons
For folks to run and hide
I can't see the glass half full,
It looks so dry
Cause I'm viewed as a bully
By small fries
Cause I'm just a churl
I'd rather not be
Cause they won't let me run
For office
I'm just a churl
Guess I'm anything but meek
Cause they're all 'fraid to stare
With their eyes
I'm just a churl
Take a good look at me
More like Steve Austin than Dick Van Dyke
Oh...just hand me one more beer
Oh...am I making myself clear?
I'm just a churl
I'm just a churl in the world
That's all that I choose to be!
I'm just a churl, living like Oscar the grouch
Your rule of thumb
Makes me angry some
I'm just a churl, sitting on the couch
When I watch my team lose
I yell that they're dumb
I'm just a churl, no apologies
What I've become is so burdensome (to others)
I'm just a churl, bully me
I release rage by playing the drum
Oh...you hand me one more
Oh...you hand me one more
Oh...you hand me one more beer