That doctor tied us up and did his horrible deeds
Now I'm one-third of a human centipede
I was drawn into a German maniac's house-trap
Now I'm right behind you now I've gotta eat your crap

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My insurance wouldn't pay to have this done
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And crawling around on my knees ain't that fun
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Now I'm locked inside and I can't see the sun
It's no fun

Now when I vomit it goes straight up your ass
So much discomfort when you get lots of gas
Broken tendons in my legs, I can't walk anymore
A crime against humanity this is for sure

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Forever awaiting a new meal of poo
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And I can't play basketball or Warcraft too
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Whatever happened to just using the loo?
What to do?

That doctor tied us up and did his horrible deeds
Now I'm one-third of a human centipede
If watching stitched-up people's what you like to see
Then come watch when we bring you Parts 2 and 3!

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I'm bleeding so much soon I think I'll be toast
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What I wouldn't give to eat a nice pot roast
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Oh listening to that doctor brag and boast
Such a bad host

Hey! Wait! I've got a new complaint
My insurance wouldn't pay to have this done
Hey! Wait! I've got a new complaint
And crawling around on my knees ain't that fun

it's not fun, it's no fun, it's no fun