What is this smell i can sense
It's worth more than a few cents
What is that great aroma
Its no sloppy joe...yuck
Oh no, oh no, oh no, oh No
no no, no no, no no, oh no

Well it smells like some lasagna
And I'll eat it...when I wanna!
It's no perfume from...that Madonna
So lets eat that...great lasagna!
It smells so good...and so yummy
Now I'll put it...in my tummy
YEAH

Now I am in the modd
It's the greatest food
To be on Earth
No money can buy what it's worth
oh no, no no, no no, oh no
no no, no no, no no, oh no

Well it's tasty..and outrageous
Best thing I've ate...in ages
Step away now...this is dangerous
Uh I'm sick now...I'm contageous
My mom the cook...burned the inside
So now I guess...mom's not on my side!
NO!

And I'm in
the bathroom
Well now I know I'll vomit soon.
Where's the towels...they're hard to find
Where did they go...oh never mind
No no, no no, no no, oh no
oh no, no no, oh no, no no.

Well it over...and I'm fine now
But mom's cooking's...worse than a cow!
Whats the message you will know now
Mom's Lasagna stinks...oh wow
Well there is a..good idea
Gotta go now...so I'll see ya
Sayonara, sayonara
Sayonara, sayonara
Sayonara, sayonara
Sayonara, sayonara
SAYONARA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!