Song Parodies -> "Indium"

Original Song Title:

"Lithium"

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Original Performer:

"Indium"

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The Lyrics

This is my third Nirvana misheard lyrics parody (although I thought Lydia would be a bad title), the second from the Nevermind era (All apologies was written in 1990). Mishearances are shown at the bottom again.

I'm so happy 'Cause today I found my frets – They're in my hand
I'm so Ugrian* But that's ok 'Cause so are youths – We broke up, Mearth**
Sunday for Nan is every date for all I can – And I'm not scanned
Line my candles and I'm Dave 'Cause I've found Gold

Yeah, No***, Yeah, Yeah
Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah
Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, No***

I'm so lonely and that's ok I shaved my hand – And I'm not set
And just maybe I'd do Blake**** for all of her – And I'm assured
I'm so excited I can wave to meet you then – And I know Ken
I'm so hearty But that's ok my w****'s good

Yeah, No***, Yeah, Yeah
Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah
Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, No***

I like kids – I'm not gonna cry
I miss youth – I'm not gonna cry
I love youth – I'm not gonna cry
I killed two – I'm not gonna cry

I like kids – I'm not Johnny Crack*****
I miss youth – I'm not Johnny Crack*****
I love youth – I'm not Johnny Crack*****
I killed two – I'm not Johnny Crack*****

I'm so happy 'Cause today I found my frets – They're in my hand
I'm so Ugrian* But that's ok 'Cause so are youths – We broke up, Mearth**
Sunday for Nan is every date for all I can – And I'm not scanned
Line my candles and I'm Dave 'Cause I've found Gold

Yeah, No***, Yeah, Yeah
Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah
Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, No***

I like kids – I'm no Democrat
I miss youth – I'm no Democrat
I love youth – I'm no Democrat
I killed you – I'm no Democrat

I like kids – I'm not Gorbachev
I miss youth – I'm not Gorbachev
I love youth – I'm not Gorbachev
I killed two – I'm not Gorbachev

I'm not Lenin either.*Ugrian is a group of Finno-Ugric languages that includes Hungarian.**Mearth (Jonathan Winters) is a character from Mork and Mindy.***Kurt sings No in the "Muddy Banks" version of Lithium.****Blake Edwards, who wrote and directed all eight original Pink Panther movies, is mentioned here.*****Johnny Crack is a character from "Under Milk Wood" by Dylan Thomas.

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