Song Parodies -> "My Pants' Seams"

Original Song Title:

"Pennyroyal Tea"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

Nirvana

Parody Song Title:

"My Pants' Seams"

Parody Written by:

Hairspray Queen

The Lyrics

This is an ode to myself and the VERY NUMEROUS pairs of pants that have met their sad demise while hanging on my hips. If there was a DFACS for the abuse of pants, they would have called me a long time ago.

I wore my jeans and then they split
This was very bad timing

There's a hole for you all to see
And still you are all laughing tee hee
No one has stopped to inform me
I have ruined my pants' seams

Give me an easy way to fix this mess
So I can hide my pink panties

Thank God I don't have to pee
Would you kindly help me please?
There's that hole for you all to see
I have ruined my pants' seams

I want duct tape and sewing tips
Needle with a string attached

There's a hole for you all to see
And still you are all laughing tee hee
My pants have rebelled against me
I have ruined my pants' seams

Long live the pants!

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