Deoderant wins you friends
you hold your nose and just pretend
you changed your shirt - last easter
oh no, the collars dirty there

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hello hello hello how old? hello hello hello how old?

With Detergant, Its less dirty
do the washing, Fumigate us
My armpits rank, smell dangerous
here we are now, Fumigate us

soap and water, in my washer
fragerances, sound much posher
yay

Its worse below, my fat chest
and for a wash, to impress
our little room, is never clean
and never is a safe option

hello hello hello how old? hello hello that shirts how old?
hello hello hello how old? hello hello that shirts how old?

With Detergant, Its less dirty
do the washing, Fumigate us
My armpits rank, smell dangerous
here we are now, Fumigate us

soap and water, in my washer
fragerances, sound much posher
yay

and i have lost, all sense of taste
oh yeah, my clothes are in a pile
i found it hard, to wash behind
oh wash your trousers, never mine


hello hello hello how old? hello hello that shirts how old?
hello hello hello how old? hello hello that shirts how old?

With Detergant, Its less dirty
do the washing, Fumigate us
My armpits rank, smell dangerous
here we are now, Fumigate us

soap and water, in my washer
fragerances, sound much posher
bloody vile!, bloody vile!, bloody vile!, bloody vile!,
bloody vile!, bloody vile!, bloody vile!, bloody vile!,
bloody vile!