Song Parodies -> "Crack(cocain)"

Original Song Title:

"Lithium"

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Original Performer:

"Crack(cocain)"

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The Lyrics

hey everyone im back here is a funny release from me!, its about some guy smoking crack and that loves and miss's your wife

I'm so stoned 'cause today
I found my crack
Its in my bed
I'm so smelly, but that's okay, 'cause so are you
We smoked our crack
Sunday morning is everyday for all I care
And I'm not sane
Light my crack, in a daze
'Cause I've found cocain
Yeah, yeah (x6)

I'm so stoned, that's insane I shaved my legs and head
And I'm not sane
And just maybe I'm to stoned for all I've heard
And I'm not sure
I'm so hungry, I can't wait to eat the meat there
But I don't care
I'm so horny, but that's okay
My willy is short
Yeah, yeah (x6)

I like crack - I'm not gonna die
I miss your wife - I'm gonna smoke crack
I love your wife - I'm gonna smoke crack
I'd kill you but - I'm gonna smoke my crack

I like crack - I'm not gonna die
I miss your wife - I'm gonna smoke crack
I love your wife - I'm gonna smoke crack
I'd kill you but - I'm gonna smoke my crack
I'm so happy 'cause today

I'm so stoned 'cause today
I found my crack
Its in my bed
I'm so smelly, but that's okay, 'cause so are you
We smoked our crack
Sunday morning is everyday for all I care
And I'm not sane
Light my crack, in a daze
'Cause I've found cocain
Yeah, yeah (x6)

I like crack - I'm not gonna die
I miss your wife - I'm gonna smoke crack
I love your wife - I'm gonna smoke crack
I miss your wife - I'm gonna smoke crack
I love your wife - I'm gonna smoke crack
I'd kill you but - I'm gonna smoke my crack
I'm so happy 'cause today

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kitkatbarr09 - May 26, 2004 - Report this comment

so were u smokin' when you wrote this u dumbass crack head. my point- its sucks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

whatever - June 13, 2004 - Report this comment

I didnt like it. You forgot a lot of lyrics and the pacing sucked. It it was KIND OF funny because it was SO RETARDED! 1-2-1. and i agree with kitkatbarr09-you must have been smoking and u MUST be a crackhead.

jenz - June 16, 2004 - Report this comment

..really, can no one parody nirvana well. apart from weird al! ........

delicious - January 07, 2005 - Report this comment

WOW that is crazy for real...but you know crack heads need to sing that song everyday ROFLMAO........... ~~Deliicous~~

mairi - February 22, 2005 - Report this comment

realy good... apart from the stuff about your wife sucks :(

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