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Song Parodies -> "Pissing off Bill Bailey"
Original Song Title:
"Territorial Pissings"
Original Performer:
Nirvana
Parody Song Title:
"Pissing off Bill Bailey"
Parody Written by:
Splinter
The Lyrics
A reference to the British comedian who is a regular on the UK comedy quiz show 'Never Mind The Buzzcocks' (Despite what this parody says, Bill Bailey is indeed a very funny man.)
('Get Together' introduction)
'Come on people now! Check out that Bill Bailey, look at his funny hair, it is bald and long at the sides!'
Seen that Bill Bailien?
His career is failin'
Gotta take a break! A long, long break! Get off our screens!
He isn't very funny, apart from his hair, he looks like a bear!
Never seen that bloke again...
His hair ain't like other men...
Gotta take a break! A long, long break! Get off our screens!
He isn't very funny, apart from his hair, he looks like a bear!
(X2)
Just because it looks untame...
That hair's coming after you...
Gotta take a break! A long, long break! Get off our screens!
He isn't very funny, apart from his hair, he looks like a bear!
(X4)
Hair!
There's a link to a picture of Bill below.
'Come on people now! Check out that Bill Bailey, look at his funny hair, it is bald and long at the sides!'
Seen that Bill Bailien?
His career is failin'
Gotta take a break! A long, long break! Get off our screens!
He isn't very funny, apart from his hair, he looks like a bear!
Never seen that bloke again...
His hair ain't like other men...
Gotta take a break! A long, long break! Get off our screens!
He isn't very funny, apart from his hair, he looks like a bear!
(X2)
Just because it looks untame...
That hair's coming after you...
Gotta take a break! A long, long break! Get off our screens!
He isn't very funny, apart from his hair, he looks like a bear!
(X4)
Hair!
There's a link to a picture of Bill below.
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I like Bill Bailey, and I think Mark Lamarr is awful to him on 'Never Mind The Buzzcocks'! He also stars in the sitcom 'Black Books', which is very good.
Came here via the 'Random' feature, DKTOS, so cannot comment on parody. Will comment about lead in notes, and those of pickle: Bill Bailey is a very funny man - if anyone gets a chance to view his work, do yourself a favour and do just that!
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