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Song Parodies -> "Closer (To Clogs)"
Original Song Title:
"Closer"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Nine Inch Nails
Parody Song Title:
"Closer (To Clogs)"
Parody Written by:
S.T.G.
The Lyrics
You let me plunge this crap out.
You left me without a doubt.
Just hand me that old U-gun.
So we can get this clog out.
Help me, just pass me that corkscrew.
Help me, I might work somewhere else.
Help me, just hand me that old plunger.
Or I'll just get it all by myself.
I wanna plunge it like a janitor.
I wanna pull out all it's insides.
I wanna plunge it like a janitor.
This whole business is flawed.
This gets me closer to clogs.
You pay me 200 bucks.
With this job that really sucks.
I wanna get it all out.
I need to get my plunger out.
Help me, I gave all my while.
Help me, this crap is packed in some where else.
Help me, I'm gonna need a name brand.
Help me get this stuff from myself.
I wanna plunge it like a janitor.
I wanna pull out all it's inside.
I wanna plunge it like a janitor.
My whole business is flawed.
This gets me closer to clogs.
Through the lead pipes.
The stenchy breeze.
I take a big puff.
Then I sneeze.
The disinfectent.
Will make it fine.
The limey scent.
Keeps me alive.
You left me without a doubt.
Just hand me that old U-gun.
So we can get this clog out.
Help me, just pass me that corkscrew.
Help me, I might work somewhere else.
Help me, just hand me that old plunger.
Or I'll just get it all by myself.
I wanna plunge it like a janitor.
I wanna pull out all it's insides.
I wanna plunge it like a janitor.
This whole business is flawed.
This gets me closer to clogs.
You pay me 200 bucks.
With this job that really sucks.
I wanna get it all out.
I need to get my plunger out.
Help me, I gave all my while.
Help me, this crap is packed in some where else.
Help me, I'm gonna need a name brand.
Help me get this stuff from myself.
I wanna plunge it like a janitor.
I wanna pull out all it's inside.
I wanna plunge it like a janitor.
My whole business is flawed.
This gets me closer to clogs.
Through the lead pipes.
The stenchy breeze.
I take a big puff.
Then I sneeze.
The disinfectent.
Will make it fine.
The limey scent.
Keeps me alive.
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hilarious
ABC Comp--545.
(ABC) I'll raise a glass of Liquid Plumber and toast to that! And them immediately pour my toast-glass's contents down the sink, of course!
Three things a plumber needs to know: Gas goes up, poop goes down, payday's on Friday.
DKTOS, but a good read for (ABC)!!
"I want to plunge it like a janitor" is classic. I can hear Trent Reznor singing this. (In the bathroom - for acoustics, of course.)
The beat in the song fit the subject matter of the parody perfectly! :-)
Good one Agri!
4,4,4. Didn't take my breath away like the subject matter would... but it was good.
I really only know the original from Weird Al's "The Alternative Polka" but still you gotta love songs about plumbers.
Dittos on the chorus (the only part I really remember anyway). Very good job.
Great idea, some problems with pacing. 4/5/5
(ABC) STG- DKTOS on original. Don't know if you posted an audio link, I can't access Messageboard this morning - getting an error message there.
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