Douchebag celebrities

(“That’s enough of that“: Repeated several times in the background)

They are my main problem

(Yuck! Yuck! Yuck!)

SOBs think since they’re famous
That can all act rather heinous
Some with careless humping
Others preaching sh*t
Why do we bother reading news about these dimwits?
Makes money… Yeah… So they say “Print it!”
The eighties had Madonna and how her boobs weren’t hidden
But now I’ll be modern with my dissin’ smears
Since there are a zillion worthy parties
From Christian Bale’s screaming to Paris’s night vision
Thrust it!
Paris is a girl who is popular because she’s a ho
Who got her fame through father and his hotel business dough
She got boned caught it on tape so each horndog got to see her now
But we’re fed up, Done with her “Simple Life” that show is lowbrow
And there’s James Blunt, B to the L to the U to the N to the T
Full of himself and we’re not wowed (Not beautiful, you freak!)
More SOBs, Mike Richards is such a racist
Don’t heckle jokes or any quips (“Shove forks up your anus!”)
He’ll drop the N-Word just because he isn’t getting laughs
Please bang the gong! And then pull him off-stage with a staff
There is a slew of SOBs that I haven’t touched yet
So Kanye West you should break a sweat

Some chicks are SOBs (Like you Britney!)
Some guys are SOBs (Just like OJ!)
Some groups have SOBs (Fox News debris)
They’re full of SOBs (They‘re all lousy!)
I’m sick of SOBs (So hear my plea!)
All of these SOBs (Won’t act nicely!)
Through with these SOBs (You too Fergie!)
I frown at SOBs (Who I’m loathing!)

They sleep with ladies, SOBs have girls smitten
Tiger Woods broke wedding vows as well as that Bill Clinton
They’re the dumbest, horniest, cheat… We call them cheaters
The get women by the herd to suck just like vacuum cleaners
Kobe Bryant’s into that but fixed it… With… A huge diamond ring
You spend the money… And… You’ll fix anything
Gene Simmons from the band KISS laid each miss cause that tongue
Makes all girls want to swing
There other douchebags on our planet like Kanye who grabbed Taylor’s mic
And had the awards stop because “Beyonce had the best video of all time!”
I’ve looked at it and he’s a loon if he thought that dance was great
Sure it’s kind of fun but there’s no ring for that single lady date
Britney was obscene and dim for not wearing underwear
Opened up that limo door they saw her pubic hair
The buzz diminished she was peeved cause now the news has slowed
She made the news grow by shaving her whole head all just for show
Critics talked and the whole Earth knew that you must be high
Hey SOB! (SOB!) Their speech is often snide
Chris Martin’s stupid cause he thinks he’s profound
I’m sick of Coldplay’s lame sound

You’re sick of SOBs? (The Black Eyed Peas!)
So sick of SOBs! (Miley’s Daddy!)
Refused these SOBs! (Screaming banshees!)
Who likes this SOB? (Not a soul, I think!)
Tired of SOBs? (Bill O’Reilly!)
Done with those SOBs! (Go away please!)
Finished with SOBs! (That Dane Cook stinks!)
Who likes these SOBs? (Nobody!)

Christian shrieked just like a banshee
On that Key Grip he blew up his mind had cracked
“I’ll trash your lights you brat!”
Cuss words he shouts he was screaming, No One’s quite as bad
Except for Michael Vick who likes to go beat up household pets
Busted!
The news sure stinks when you find out how you’re favorite actor’s being
Tom Cruise jumps on Oprah’s couch about Katie Holmes he’s squealing
Brain dead, rich and famous is how these people are perceived
They’re in religion and politics so we can never leave!
We’re all aggrieved when Ben the Pope complained of rock n roll
But let’s pedophiles priest off with their libido
Like R Kelly who had a fling with these blonde high school tarts
Who knows why all these SOBs aren’t very smart?
Not done, Not done but there are far too many pricks to count
Mel Gibson’s found letting anti-Semitic things escape his mouth
That jerk is never done with his SOB embellishment
Tabloids might be smut but they’re true although it might be grim
Exhausting isn’t it, They can’t mind their own business
I think that they have to fill their quota so they don’t disappear
Balloon boy’s a ploy in order to be famous
More SOBs exposed, I’m a rough critic

I’m done with SOBs (It’s full of sleaze!)
Hollywood’s SOBs (Paparazzi)
Get rid of SOBs (Guitarist Flea)
Look down on SOBs (Chug Bacardi!)
Teenager SOBs (Lohan, Lindsay!)
The athlete SOBs (She broke her knees!)
Earth’s full of SOBs (I am displeased!)
Look down on SOBs (Eyes are darting!)

Snub them out!