Gross me the most you see

(you are grossing me out (repeated several times in the background))

Dude, shut your trap for me

(What?-- What?-- What?)

TMI
please can you just quit it
It's just the way you say it
To tell me stuff, don't wanna be hearin' it
T it stands for too, M is for much so far it's simple
It's the I stuff like how you popped your pimples--yuck
It's all that crap that really should never be gettin written
Your private life you should be ommittin' here
You get to complainin' about stuff your itchin' stop it,
that kinda crap can start some disdainin'

Shut It
You ever heard someone talkin' on a loud cell phone
You wish they would stop yappin' and get the heck back to their home?
They're talking loud 'bout who's cute on they're paper route
Then they say somethin' stupid like how it smells like dead trout
I must be blunt, B to the L to the U to the N to the T
I just don't wanna your loud mouth (Stuff like how you have fleas)
It's TMI, like how you spit up all them Chiclets
Don't care about your late night strip, or the crimes you commit
Next time you think about talking about that sickenin crap
Stuff like your thong where it's stickin' and your pickin' at
Please look around, It's TMI we don't wanna hear it
If you must, leave the establishment

Hey dude that's TMI (Sounds sick to me)
It'd be hard to deny (That's gross you see)
He talked about his fly (No way, Did he?)
I guess he wasn't shy (I Guess not Davey)

He blabbed about big thighs (Oh stop it please)
Mentioned his cat's eyes (Your kidding, geez)
I wish it was a lie (So it's no tease)
I prayed he'd say good bye (man what a sleaze)

This gal was gassy, TMI her junk was bloated
She's talking to her best friend about the Popsicle that she throated
It's the coldest, fruitiest, green
I was getting squeamish
But before I could say a word she was obscene and beamish
Talking about her ex, She was at his Bachelor thingy
You won't believe that she hmmm wore something stringy
Now that's none of my biz, please do not blush at me, I know you are nasty
I wasn't trying to hover or discover that this girl had lice
It's at that point I left, I didn't need to hear that twice
Went to the gym, she followed me, asked if I was ok
I came undone, and asked her, "Could you just stay away"
She understood I heard her, but she let out a tear
and then she talked about some more stuff that I don't wanna hear
I said "You finished", she asked if she could have a small loan
And I gave it to her hoping that she would leave me alone
What she said next left me a reck I guess she's never shy
Say TMI (TMI) and then she touched my thighs
I got out of there, drove and I hope that she don't follow
and now she thinks that I'm shallow

She gave way TMI (Oh no, did she)
She talked about her guy (Well, how is he?)
She Said that he gets high (Does he really?)
She mentioned her baked pie (Tryna disgust me)

She said she had pink eye (So did you flee?)
and then she touched my tie (Won't let you be)
I thought that I would die (Did you break free)
She said "OK" and sighed (wheew you're lucky)

If you hear the line TMI friends
You've said too much and you to shut your trap,
in fact you prob'bly blush from that
But some let out, get indecent, yeah they like torment
They'll talk right to you about stuff that makes you discontent, Run quick
It's not polite to be all rude and say how you feeling
So instead you sit there and try hard not to show you're squealing
They say, "I saw that cook out stealing dogs," while you're eating
You say, "Oh man, You know that's sick". . .Get out that meeting
I've had enough, Most can agree, when you can't take no mo
Don't wanna hear about the secret late nights with John Doe
Next time you're out, just give a thought, and then you can play it smart
and You won't hear the TMI over your body art
Oh no, Oh no, that information we can do without
Don't wanna hear about that hickey he's got on his snout
It's never fun when you hear about someone's pitched tent
It's that kinda stuff that defines if you're decent to present
Disgusting isn't it, when people spouting 'bout their mess
We have all heard when a person state some TMI I'll digress
You've read this far it's time that I admit it
When TMI's out, I'm listening to it

You're hearing TMI (From gals and guys)
Never in short supply (From passer-bys)
Some people think they're sly (But we know why)
They like to catch them eyes (They think they're fly)

It's never too polite (Could start a fight)
But sometimes late at night (They aren't too bright )
It makes you laugh alright (Hear people's plight)
You'll hear some TMI (this part is trite!)

Shut your mouth!