Fun with tentacles, that's what I want
(Fun with tentacles? I'm sorry, what?)
Gonna plan a trip to go and see
The big octopus menagerie
You may abhor it, but I long for

(Fun wi-ith tentacles? Rinse out my brain)
Love cephalopods (you know that sounds wro-ong?)
By that I'll stay (sure you're okay?)
*at the same time*
You tell me that it's not sensible (I still say that it's not sensible)
I won't say it's indefensible (it's really quite indefensible)
I want to have (you should not have)
Fun with tentacles, dude (fun with tentacles, dude)

(You-ou did hear me snort, you don't get what fo-o-or?)

Ooh, fun wi-ith tentacles (fun wi-ith tentacles)
You won't explai-ai-ain (somehow, some day)
Swear it's not for po-orn (swear it's not for porn)
Don't buy that, mate (they do tricks, mate)
*at the same time*
Love seeing those limbs so flexible (can't blame me for being sceptical)
Doing things that are incredible (blocked web hist'ry, how predictable)
Let me have this (where's that tranq hit?)
Fun with tentacles, du-ude (you need sedatives, du-ude)