First a door knock
The police won't be very nice
Then I'll have to choose
I will have to throw a heavy dice

So then I lied, I tried to hide that I needed to take a pee
I took to backdoor so the police wouldn't see
That in fact it's illegal for me to behere

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And I said
Oh, oh, one more affliction in my world
Oh one more time leaving the county
Oh flying away from the airport
Out of sight forever from their world
It's the only thing I know how to do

I hid in a zoo
But the police was there too
I'd go home to you
But the police would end up tapping on your door

Somehow I lost my new passport
In a toilet brown and yak!
Somewhere at the end I apprehend
My skills to get it out there

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And I said
Oh oh one more dirty job to get done
Oh one more turd to let go
Oh floating through the toilet
Out of reach forever from my world
It's the only thing I don't like to do

Take a breath,
Just get it out
All the poop slipping through your nails
Is meaningless, of course unless
You're doing this because you need to I guess
I think I have it but
I don't know what
Is in the way and I can't feel
It's really wet
I'll never forget
Baby I don't have it yet

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