Uh, mmm
Such a scam

People duped online, super duped online (uh-huh)
Super duped online (I can't stand the chain, uh)
People duped online (uh-huh) (in my inbox), super duped online (uh-huh)
Super duped online (I can't stand the chain, uh)
People duped online (uh-huh) (in my inbox), super duped online (uh-huh)
Super duped online (I-I can't stand the chain)
People duped online (uh-huh, uh-huh) (in my inbox) (friggin' quit it, uh)

Got a chain in my inbox (say what?)
I think it's *bullshit cough*, just a bit wrong
Though I swear I flagged (uh-huh), ooh, that crap as spam, though (uh-huh)
It still thrives thanks to all my friends, assholes (uh-huh)
Mates aren't dopes, they know things, just so-so (uh-huh)
When it comes to things online, they go so (what) loco
Yet to realise it's a no-no (uh-huh, uh-huh)
To not write these tomes off as big jokes (what, bi-bi-bi-bi-big jokes)

I can't stand the chain (uh-huh, uh-huh) in my inbox (inside my inbox)
I can't stand the chain (uh-huh, uh-huh) in my inbox (deep in my inbox)
I can't stand the chain (uh-huh, uh-huh) in my inbox (crap in my inbox)
I-I can't stand the chain (uh-huh, uh-huh) in my inbox (eh, say what, yeah, uh)

Deet-deet, email alert to delete, zoom (uh-huh)
That's how they go by me (uh)
Toss out right now, no new scenes (uh)
Read 'em out by pure memory (memory)
Always "Please, please, please listen to me (please, please)
Send this to all your mates, you'll get paid (uh-huh)"
Or "I will eat your soul if you dare refrain"
Oh, spooky, such a damn shame
Pity-pity-pity-pity-pity-pity-pity, I can't stand the chain (uh-huh, uh-huh)
Uh-huh

I can't stand the chain (say what, uh-huh, uh-huh) in my inbox (uh-huh)
I-I can't stand the chain (uh-huh, uh-huh) in my inbox (yeah)
I can't stand the chain (uh-huh, uh-huh) in my inbox (uh)
I can't stand the chain (hahaha)

Mad when it's sent
Five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten (eight, nine, ten)
Thousand times now (wha), it feels like, I'd check
But my "deleted" box, it must refresh
Since it pings ev'ry second
Though I've tried to explain that they're all bollocks (uh, uh-huh)
Nonsense, simply not legit, I wish they'd trust me (trust me)
They sadly think it might be

I can't stand the chain (yeah, uh) in my inbox (uh-huh)
I can't stand the chain (uh-huh, uh-huh) in my inbox (it's not right)
I-I can't stand the chain (uh-huh) in my inbox (what)
I can't stand the chain (uh-huh, uh-huh) in my inbox (uh)
I can't stand the chain (what, don't like it)
I can't stand the chain (can you stand the chain? Uh-uh, can you stand the chain?)
I can't stand the chain (what, can you stand the chain?)
I can't stand the chain (uh-huh, uh-huh, can you stand the chain? Uh-huh, can you stand the chain?)
I can't stand the chain (what) in my inbox (uh-huh)
I can't stand the chain in my inbox (uh)
I-I can't stand the chain (uh) in my inbox (yup)
I can't stand the chain (it sucks, cut it out, so bad) in my inbox (cut it out, man)
I can't stand the chain (uh-huh, I don't like that, uh-huh)
I can't stand the chain (uh, uh, ugh, you dumb assholes)
I can't stand the chain (it's such a big pain, uh, you're killin' me)
I can't stand the chain